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The Secret to Loneliness--warning: cruel humor follows.
September 24, 2007
11:24 pm
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This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about thewild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".

"Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now," I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby gray haired older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to fuck off.

September 25, 2007
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WD you're such a brat!

brat brat brat!

lol

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September 25, 2007
12:53 am
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Seriously?

September 25, 2007
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Well, I hope for YOUR sake that this was really a joke and not true. A "few" pounds for women... well, with some of us that could be a few ounces. We are very self critical! You may have missed out on hooking up with your still gorgeous girlfriend.

Not her fault you gave yourself a negative description!

September 25, 2007
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It's a joke ella~

wd got a wild hair up his butt....

I got all sucked into this story thinkin "how cool for wd!" and the punch line came...

he's a brat!

but a loveable brat.

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September 25, 2007
1:15 am
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Oh, I kind of didn't get it.

September 25, 2007
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hmmmppphhh, that's about right.

September 27, 2007
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w.d.

you rock.....thanks for the smile...

and remember: don't let so much reality into your life that there's no room left for dreamin'.

September 28, 2007
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too funny.
thanks..
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September 29, 2007
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ROFL!
you ornery shit! 😀

September 29, 2007
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WD thats the kind of laugh i need today,

I was reading it thinking, wow who rings out of the blue like that!!!

September 29, 2007
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sounded to me like a joke that seems to be about women but really is about men. I loved it.

September 29, 2007
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Hi mzrella,

It about the difference between men and women. The woman is interested in the guy even after he has described himself--jowls like a great Dane.

But the man is so superficial that he isn't willing to even consider getting together on the basis of her gaining "a few pounds."

September 30, 2007
2:25 pm
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and that is SO true, men are shallow!!

September 30, 2007
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my husband hand an insight that made think. He figured out at time when I was rubbing my soft smooth cheek over his scratchy one and getting a litte....uh....hot. He said that men like things soft against their skin and women like things that are hard against their skin.
Maybe that's just me and him though
anyway I think appearances are often very important to men but the better ones are notlooking for perfedtion. My husband prefers big boobs, a tight butt and nice smile. The fact my stomach sticks out, my boobs droop and i show my gums when I smile mean nothing to him.

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