
11:24 pm

September 24, 2010

This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about thewild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now," I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby gray haired older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to fuck off.
12:52 am

September 27, 2010

1:02 am

Well, I hope for YOUR sake that this was really a joke and not true. A "few" pounds for women... well, with some of us that could be a few ounces. We are very self critical! You may have missed out on hooking up with your still gorgeous girlfriend.
Not her fault you gave yourself a negative description!
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September 27, 2010

my husband hand an insight that made think. He figured out at time when I was rubbing my soft smooth cheek over his scratchy one and getting a litte....uh....hot. He said that men like things soft against their skin and women like things that are hard against their skin.
Maybe that's just me and him though
anyway I think appearances are often very important to men but the better ones are notlooking for perfedtion. My husband prefers big boobs, a tight butt and nice smile. The fact my stomach sticks out, my boobs droop and i show my gums when I smile mean nothing to him.
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