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The Schitt Family
August 11, 2008
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Jack Schitt - Who is He?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my friends generous genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt..

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH
REMEMBER: LAUGHING LOWERS THE BLOOD PRESSURE

I am sorry, I can't help myself, had to share it..

August 11, 2008
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THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!

I needed a big ole laugh today -

(no schitt - )

thanks for posting OMW!!!!!

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August 11, 2008
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HAHAHAHA

August 11, 2008
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LOL!!! I needed a laugh!! Thanks!!

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August 11, 2008
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ROTFLMAO !!!! That's just great. Thanks for sharing, I was in much need of a laugh today.

August 11, 2008
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(((((on my way)))))

Thank you for this. Hilarious.

Take care!

Mary

August 12, 2008
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((((((((((ONMYWAY))))))))))

Thanks for posting this, it brought a much needed smile to my face......Take care......

August 12, 2008
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Glad all of you laughed...it is so good to laugh!

August 13, 2008
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ROTHFL
thanks

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