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The difference between cats and dogs
March 28, 2007
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Hi all....this was something my sister sent me earlier today.

I nearly peed myself. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did.....

The difference between cats and dogs:

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary
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8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary
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Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue t o taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
>demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the
guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe........... for now............................................................................

March 29, 2007
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I love this! so true too! thanks for the smiles!

March 29, 2007
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Here's an old one-- Dogs come when you call. Cats take a message.

March 29, 2007
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🙂

March 29, 2007
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Have you ever seen the video with talking dogs? It is too cute! These dogs actually say, 'I love you' and "I love my mama", "I want that", and "Hello"! so funny and cute, wish i could figure out a way to post it here.

March 29, 2007
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I GOT this via email, and immediately sent it to eveyone I know. WHAT a CRACK UP!

March 29, 2007
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Dogs are Republicans--Cats are Democrats.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/c.....03262.html

March 29, 2007
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WD ~ THAT is hilarious!

March 30, 2007
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Hi Matteo--

Glad you got a laugh out of that one.

I quite like the "prefer to stay at home" one for cats and the catnip one--most cats really do love catnip.

March 30, 2007
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You can really tell alot about a person when you find out whether or not they prefer cats to dogs.....or even if they like animals at all!!!!!

Great post!!!!!!

March 31, 2007
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Thanks lolli- that was the best laugh of my day.

-ella

April 2, 2007
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truthBtold,
Interesting comment, what do you think the differences are between dog and cat lovers? I'm a dog lover, my oldest son is a dog lover, my middle son is dog and cat, which he has both, and my youngest loves both but prefers cats. I never thought of it that way, but it's fun to think about.

April 4, 2007
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CATS RULE - DOGS DROOL

DOGS RULE - CATS DROOL

According to the pets From Homeward Bound anyway.

I used to have lots of both, but now that hubby is on the scene the agreement, or ultimatum is...
only one cat and one dog or divorce. There have been several times I have taken that out and weighed them out, but anyway...

Great posting Lolli; loved the site WD.

🙂

April 5, 2007
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Hey, are there not any other cute connotations for the differences between a dog and a cat???

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