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The Creationism of Women
November 18, 2004
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On the 6th day....

By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."

But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."

The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."

And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies.They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends.

Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

November 18, 2004
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Thank you =)

November 18, 2004
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How special! Thank you, SC, for reminded us of our worth. This really touched me.

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November 18, 2004
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I'm leaking....

Thank you...I really needed this today.

November 18, 2004
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Wow.

November 18, 2004
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I tend to forget how much I am worth. Thanks SC. and Sew.

November 18, 2004
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You're all very welcome. A friend sent that to me today, so I take no credit. I agree with it however, but I was hesitant to post because I think one should be written 'for men' as well?

I won't put that task on WD though, but I know he's good with words and the male model...

And for those who are reading. I realize my taking threads down today may feel hurtful to some, but my hope is quite the contrary. Everyone here is loved, and my purpose here is to keep this place healthy for us all. Friendships and checking in with one another, have always been welcome, and are a mainstay on these threads. There are many threads to keep us all in touch on a daily basis. I do however encourage people to create their own personal threads, for their own work.

Goodnight everyone. be well.

November 18, 2004
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Thank you SC,
I saw my cousin Paul at a family get together a few weeks ago and he is still on crutches after a total knee operation he had almost a year ago. He was telling me how hard it was and how he was not recovering as well as he would like to. I also had a total knee replacement almost three months ago and am back at work already, my cousin was so amazed at my recovery that he said and I quote " You know it's true Women are alot stronger than men and can take more pain". That made me feel good but I do wish him well and a more speedy recovery.

So I guess women are amazing!!!

Bel

November 19, 2004
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SC, that was amazing and I thank you.
I'm not real happy about losing the thread but, because I'm a woman, I'll deal!

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