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Religions - are they all the same?
January 15, 2007
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Shit Happens, in various World Religions:

Taoism: Shit happens, go with the flow

Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding

Hinduism: This shit has happened before

Islam: That shit happens is the will of Allah

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit is

Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?

Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit happens"

7th day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays

Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it

Jehovah's Witnesses: No shit happens until Armaggedon

Unitarian: What is this shit?

Mormon: Shit happens again & again & again

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Pentacostalism: Praise the shit!

Atheism: There is no shit!

New Age: Shit happens and it happens to smell good

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit

January 15, 2007
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Holy Shit!

January 16, 2007
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ROFL!

This is totally cool dudette!!!!!!

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January 16, 2007
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lol yes its great! Thanks Bevdee. I wish I knew more of the other religions to understand their lines (other than the popular religions I know of).

January 16, 2007
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I didn't write this! It was emailed to me, but I got a kick out of it.

January 16, 2007
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12 Stepism: we are completely powerless over shit.

Star Trek: To boldly go where no one has shit before.....

January 16, 2007
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KROIKA!! HAHAHAHA!

January 16, 2007
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I think a better Mormon would be I've seen this shit somewhere before.

January 18, 2007
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Tiger,

LOL! I agree. You aren't Mormon, are you? (I am.) It sounds like a parody of a lyric from Saturday's Warrior.

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January 18, 2007
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For all religions, when you die, the sh__ really hits the fan.

January 19, 2007
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I noticed you didn't name "Christianity".

January 19, 2007
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Uh oh, sorry if this offends, I just happened on this thread 🙂

this is for OMW:

Christianity: "Jesus IS the shit!"

I hope I don't have to back track & explain that! Peace everyone.

Have a great weekend everyone.

January 19, 2007
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SC!
Too cool! LOL!

January 19, 2007
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Christianity - when good shit happens give the glory to god

When bad shit happens - it's satan!

January 19, 2007
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Yes I am Mormon and yes it's a parody of Saturday's Warrior. I am glad you thought it was funny. some people might have been offended.

January 19, 2007
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Tiger,

I don't get offended very easily about anything. I also have a rather bizarre sense of humor; some people might think I get sacreligous at times. I'm glad to see another Mormon on this site. I was thinking I was the only one here.

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January 19, 2007
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An agnostic might say: "I don't know if it's sh-- or a Tootsie Roll."

January 19, 2007
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LOL. seekerw

January 21, 2007
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bevdee
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"Christianity - when good shit happens give the glory to god

When bad shit happens - it's satan! "

Funny that. Strange logic isn't it that Christians have?

January 21, 2007
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Tez,

Yeah-- weird shit, huh?

January 22, 2007
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Actually you two...
Christianity says: "when good shit happens give the glory to God, and when bad shit happens give the glory to God." It's ALL good shit!

January 22, 2007
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So it seems that the purpose of shit is to remind us that we are human and not to take ourselves or our religions too seriously.

January 22, 2007
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On one of my good days, when shit happens to me I ask myself why I am creating it. I don't blame some God or any of his supposed creation.

On a bad day, well ... I get caught up in my delusion that someone outside of me is throwing shit at me -like everyone else does, I guess.

January 22, 2007
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Tez,
I believe I create my own sh** too. And I blame myself. And yes, I agree with the "bad" day of being deluded. But for me, I need to know that no matter how bad it is, it will all turn out for the good. And it usually does. However now, I am caught up in another train of thought....."Sh** Happens"....WHY?

From your answer which I agree with, there are only 2 reasons it happens. We create it or someone else makes our world fall for a moment. This is all very deep sh** to me. Maybe my classes are taking a toll on my brain. I seem to be overly concerned with abstract ideas today.

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