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New Drugs for Women
September 29, 2005
10:25 pm
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D A M N I T O L

Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T

Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N

Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

P E P T O B I M B O

Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L

When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R

Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N

Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ..Can we get naked now?.

B U Y A G R A

Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N

Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T

A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T

When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him

September 29, 2005
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SD:

What a wonderful list. I want a bottle of each. LOL. Thanks for sharing. How cool.

October 3, 2005
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLlllllllll

SD! I LOVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR, IT IS HILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLARIOUSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

THANKS SWEETIE, ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL

October 5, 2005
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LOLLLLL!!! Thanks so much for this SD, it's going on the fridge right now!

October 5, 2005
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I love it!!!! I was just at the doctor's office, but I think I'll make another appointment for some new prescriptions 🙂

October 6, 2005
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LOL!!!

Thanks for a good laugh!

Love,

Ren'ai

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