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MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS
May 11, 2007
9:27 pm
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MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone
would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time,
on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by
those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty

May 12, 2007
12:48 am
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Bevdee:

ROFL... Made my night. How funny.

May 12, 2007
8:38 pm
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ROFL
The odds of a falling piece of bread landing butter-side down on the carpet is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

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