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Make me feel like a woman
November 21, 2004
8:55 pm
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Worried_Dad
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

November 21, 2004
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poor

November 21, 2004
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I don't iron

November 21, 2004
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I'm interested in the genre of "dirty" jokes that don't actually have any graphic descriptions or cursing.

November 21, 2004
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what???? iron what?
got it....dense...the shirt

November 21, 2004
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*LOL*@Sew

Oh... I would for sure iron something of his. I never even thought of that one!

November 21, 2004
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I hear ya

November 22, 2004
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I thought it was funny...

Did any of you see the Sponge Bob movie???? Well, in one part, the princess is going to "make men" out of Sponge Bob and Patrick.... and then you see them with mustaches! She didn't do ANYTHING but give them mustaches! THAT made them men! :o)

November 23, 2004
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I like to think that as men and women we complement each other by the things one might do better than the other.

Don't get me wrong I love to make jokes about men in good fun. But when it comes right down to it. I do want to be with someone that complements me and vice versa for the most part

November 23, 2004
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Me too, smiles.

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