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April 7, 2005
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Sewunique -

My adopted sister one day took GREAT delight in sticking my bare toes in a great BIG pile of doggie doodoo right in our yard (neighbor had German Shepards that visited us). She was a teen, I was perhaps 3. She delighted in torturing me. Took me right out of the kiddie pool, and plunked me into shit. I can still remember the freaking blades of grass stuck between my toes with big mounds of 'ooze' clinging on.

fun stuff .... eeew! not really... but its a story.

April 7, 2005
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Juanita,

My reaction was: how did it feel? Things like that one does not forget!

Eeoeewww, doggie doodoo!

April 7, 2005
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Juanita,

My reaction was: how did it feel? Things like that one does not forget!

Eeoeewww, doggie doodoo!

April 8, 2005
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You REALLY want to know how it felt?

ICKY, ICKY AND, WELL, ICKY! Made all of my poor little toes wedge out in full fan.

Mom got out the garden hose....

April 13, 2005
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thought I'd share some humor ...

you want to bounce around in MY head? ok .... dare to be brave.

I got caught 'busted' by my hubby for typing here @ AAC when I was supposed to be sewing harem pants (yes, harem pants for belly dancing)... so, quick, got to sewing!

Now, 1 hr later, I have the damn things sewn up & they look big enough to house a small circus!! I am laughing so hard, my eyes are crying! THESE are supposed to make me LOOK GOOD????

shit - I better take more meds instead of less ...

I'm supposed to dance in these things! Look like parachutes gone wild.

Hope the dance hall ain't drafty!

flooff - there goes Juanita - sailinnnggggg away

Quick, someone get a fishing rod and line & we'll try to wheel her back in....

OMG - these are GIA-NORMOUS!! Wish you could share the laugh ..

ROFLMAO ....

April 15, 2005
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Anybody have a joke to share??? sigh, it is time for some levity around here. Seems like the dead of winter here as in the northern states, everything we have been talking about, so deadpan serious. WD? have a joke or two or one of your poems? sigh again

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