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Is masturbation sinful?
May 17, 2007
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I went looking online for a cure for hiccups. I had them bad so I found a place that offered a 30 second hiccup cure so I checked it out and at the bottom of the page it gave a link saying that masturbation was sinful. What are your thoughts?

May 17, 2007
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NO- it's absolutely necessary to ward off mental illness- IMHO.

Randy, did reading that stop your hiccups? 🙂

May 17, 2007
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Yeah just about.

May 17, 2007
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LMAO!!!

May 17, 2007
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I have no opinion and NO composure.

LMAO

May 17, 2007
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RW

Hahahaha!

May 17, 2007
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What site was that RW??

I laughed so hard that I have the hiccups.

May 17, 2007
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http://www.mastersweep.com/cur.....iccups.htm

its toward the bottom of the page. I am a sunday school teacher and I dont consider it a sin. Its a lot better than what people could be doing

May 17, 2007
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mich, how's those hiccups??? hehehe

May 17, 2007
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I took care of them myself......thanks for asking.

May 17, 2007
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Hahahahaha!

Can't wait to get the hiccups so I can try the remedy....

May 18, 2007
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LOL GOOD GREIF. LOL

May 18, 2007
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RW...I am not sure how to say all of this. You asked a question that I am SURE that you were looking for a serious answer to and we all took it and had a good time with it. Sorry about that. BUT, I did laugh so hard last night that there were not words. I literally had tears falling from my face. It has been a LONG time since I have laughed that hard. So to some degree, I thank you. On the other hand...I am sorry.

My honest answer to your question is no. I don't believe that it is. It is a VERY normal, and common thing. Especially in small children. Discovering our bodies as God created them can hardly be wrong in my opinion.

That is my opinion for what it is worth.

(((RW)))

May 18, 2007
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Although I can't cite evidence...I THINK that it IS considered a sin, at least in some religions.

I remember hearing about monks...who take a vow of celibacy and I think that it includes masturbation.

Like I said, I can't quote the bible to prove it...but I know I have heard of this before.

And because so many parents teach their children that it's wrong, I have to think that this came from 'somewhere'...perhaps our older generation family members who were religious taught our parents that it was.

May 18, 2007
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well if it is they are sure going to have to build a few more furnaces in Hell to accommodate all of us sinners!!!!

May 18, 2007
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yeah, I was thinking I was going to hell in a handbasket too...basket is gonna have to be big for all of us!

I googled masturbation sin, and found alot of conflicting stuff.

apparently nothing DIRECTLY states that you can't...but interpretations abound and there are many ways to think it says it's a sin

May 18, 2007
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As for scripture quoted on this loony website?

All they quote is (Rev. 21:8, and that is way paraphrased from the actual scripture.

And they use Acts 15:29) - 29that you abstain from (A)things sacrificed to idols and from (B)blood and from (C)things strangled and from (D)fornication; if you keep yourselves free from such things, you will do well. Farewell." Calling it fornication. Well, that's an interesting slant.

(C)- strangled? I wonder if that is the old way of saying don't choke yer chicken?

May 18, 2007
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ha ha

thanks, bev! I'll remember that: Don't choke yer chicken.

Isn't google wonderful... if you go to http://www.worldwidewank.com you can find very lengthy synonym lists for males, femals, and "foretign language". Havent' checked that one out.

But in the interest of helping women stay out of hell, here are some more activities to avoid :o)
*Airing the orchid
*Auditioning the finger puppets

* Basting the tuna
* Basting your turkey
* Bathing the kitty
* Beating the Beaver

* Buttering your bagel

May 18, 2007
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Kroika?

http://www.worldwidewank.com? Honey, yer a perv! hahahaha

Putting a bun on the weeny?

May 18, 2007
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"Honey, yer a perv!

Why thank you, bev -- coming from you I certainly take that as a compliment 😉 ... now excuse me while I go double-click the mouse!!

May 18, 2007
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Kroika

Double click the mouse? I had to go pretty deep for that double entendre.

May 18, 2007
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Ah, did you not read the list???

I tell you, it's going to make me think twice before telling anyone I have to check my oil, clean the kitchen, defrost the freezer, do my nails, dunk my donut, dust the endtable, get the last pickle out of the jar, or plunge the drain!!

I would of course, be less likely in the course of ordinary conversation, to say that I was going to clean between the camel's toes, hone the stone, itch the ditch or play the clitar (love that one!)....

oh, do read the list.... it's so long! and so funny! And will provide hours of entertainment snickering at innocent comments by the unaware, I'm sure :o)

May 18, 2007
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Randy

I swear this is my last irreverent post on your thread, but

Kroika

When I was 16, I worked at Burger King at the drive thru window. One day, I opened the window to hand a customer his order, and this man looked at me and said,"I've changed my mind- I need a furburger and thighs."

Sorry sorry - I've been reading the list and it triggered the funny memory!

May 19, 2007
3:05 am
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Oh, bev -- eewwwwww!!

Did you tell him to take a hike and go visit Rosy Palm and her five sisters?

Or... hmmm... it was Burger King, eh?.... How 'bout "Here's your Whopper sir - now go beat it"

Apologies, RW... this may not have been what you had in mind for this thread!

May 19, 2007
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Ok- I had to share this because of the hippy -trippy psychic irony.

Last night, the niceman brought me some Thai food. I love that stuff cause it's spicy, but!! after we ate we laid down, and before any getting busy-ness started I got the hiccups! Then I started laughing, and they got worse. He started laughing at me and I told him between giggles and hiccups that he might just have to go take matters into his own hands, because I wasn't going to be much help.

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