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In the midst of all this suffering........
January 25, 2008
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This is what my FIL emails me.
Maybe he's telling me something?lol

January 25, 2008
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wow that was grose

January 25, 2008
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That's what he sent me.

I really don't know what to think..??
I hardly get emails from him and this is what he sends? or was it my MIL?

January 25, 2008
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I dont know but thats really weird its like something that a teenage boy would find funny

January 25, 2008
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Curious. And too sleepy to look...

January 25, 2008
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sininho.
It is a long extended video of a man performing farts for almost 2 minutes...then he finishes with farting to waltz music.

January 25, 2008
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Hmm, the 8-10 year-olds liked the farting keyring I got them for christmas. There were 6 types of sounds. Kids like to play tricks esp. on adults. You know what they say, old folks turn into kids again. I´d grin... or smile... or laugh... depends on the video and the relationship with your in-laws. When we get to their age we´ll have to make fun of it if we cant hold it in...

January 25, 2008
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yea..just silly.....but my head isn't all that straight this eve..

I eneded up staying on youtube and found some pretty good amateur comedians and video.
These kids, with their computer and video savvy...so much talent out there!

January 30, 2008
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lol MsGuided, you know what your FIL wants you to do? He desperately wants you to send him a link to the good gosh, I wonder if I should even name it. The 'two girls' site, you know what I mean.

For those who dont know what it is, you are better not knowing what it is, lol. Omggggg.

If you wanna know what the site is, DONT look at it. Just try to find a description of whats happening. That should be enough to scar you. eww. oops.

Ok. so yea.. thats what he's hoping and praying for, is for you to send him a link to that site. Then tell him aw look, what a nice funny link! And how cute it is! Damn funny too!

good god, farting Mozart in talcum powder, I wonder if Mozart even wondered his music would be "performed" in this manner. NICE. If he knew, he'd never have laid hands on a piano.

I'd like my elephant to play Beethoven. I think he's ready to. He just ate a huge load of hay.

January 31, 2008
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LMAO.

My FIL is a total weirdo.
Ok I'm going to spew this out. Let it FLY!
You know what he does as a hobby?
He takes nude pictures from porn mags and glues his relatives heads to them!!..yup...How special!

This is a huge family secret..my partner found this out when he was a boy. Found his Dads stash in the attic. This was his fathers closet hobby.How Lovely!

So one day I was over there and I had to use the computer. On the toolbar was a window and I clikked on it. Guess what?

He graduated to Computer editting! Yup, there was a whole page, C&P , but I closed the window promptly. Didn't see who's faces were there.
I won't let him take ANY pictures of me.....fucking pervert.

Ok. So since the video was on Youtube, I did a search:just typed in perverts.
This is what came up first thing in the window.

haven't sent it to him, cause he'll bitch and whine like a baby.

He got all uppitty when i put a post it note on his fridge that just had the word

POND-ER?

He has a pond and obsesses over it..it's all about the pond, and the toads mating in the pond, and adding more little figurines, of cutesy couples, and silly reclined squirrels and frogs, and..it's just getting so damend crowded around the pond!...well he's done strange things in my presence and didn't like me at first...he just whines about people and is pretty spineless..YUK!
So there ya go! Somethin more to Ponder!HA!

January 31, 2008
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and BTW
I have NO Idea what "two girls" site is.
Found Two Girls and a Podcast........Yawn
Just a generation gap here I suppose.
HA! ( so further dooooooooown.........)

ok.you're the wikipedia guru?..I found the two girls link to youtube (vomitorium, defecating into a cup, eeeek, yea, I just read the link, aint gonna watch)

EWWWWWWWWWW.....that is really Base, unflattering and disgusting!
Wonder if Dr. Phil will air this one in the near future?heh
It'll be Part two of girls passing out and taking unflattering pics, posting them on the internet. Why do young gilrs degrade themselves so?

It's all for the guys right? they like this stuff? er....It's FUN!?

YOU WON!( and now for something completely disgusting contest) ;0/

February 1, 2008
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Thats amazing, well atleast its some source of amusement, better than having a run of the mill FIL? lol. I had someone paste my face on a porn picture and atfirst I was like "why me?", lol. And that was a woman's body where my face was posted so it was pretty nice of them. Oh well.

POND-ER, you meant pond erotica? oops! A new fetish maybe in the making. He should start a fetish meseum, probably could make money off it.

Yea the two girls site, yup the description is enough for me. Changing the topic, oops! There's all types of people in the world ya know.

lol well I hope somehow you uncle finds out its not nice to send farting videos. I just wondered, if the guy could sing "its a beautiful day in the neighbourhood" by the Roger guy, lol. Oops.

Ok, I napped for 3 hours so I wonder how my night is going to be. Aw you know, here's something to nuetralize the trauma we went through while seeing these disgusting things. Turn up the volumn real high (dont worry, no scary scenes that blam you out of the computer chair).

Now this is the cutest thing ever, baby rabbits. Thankgod for baby rabbits. Aw, cute beyond words. Did you hear the little chumping and chittering while they chewed through the food? lol, too cute. Tryng not to slip on the table's surface. Then the grey one forgets where the food is and realizes, oh its in the bowl.

However I've been in binges of watching real bad things too, like snakes eating animals (oops) so I'm guilty.

Hope your FIL doesnt send you any more videos, or say it next time he invites his boss over to his home "hey, thanks uncle bob for sending me that Mozart farting guy, pretty cool".

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