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Holy Crap, are you guys watching TV?!
April 1, 2006
8:56 pm
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Every Channel on TV had CNN covering this five minutes ago—then nothing! Back to the normal TV shows. WTF! This is the story of the frikken Millennium! They had better get back to it ASAP or I am writing my congressman and yelling cover-up. It’s still on the CNN website though.

Alien Ships Not Hostile—World Leaders Urge Calm.

Saturday, April 1, 2006; Posted: 7:08 p.m. EST (00:08 GMT)

In a hastily convened press briefing Dr. J.D. Crouch, Deputy National Security Advisor, offered assurances that the gigantic spacecraft hovering over more than a dozen American cities pose no threat to U.S. citizens or to our nation.
“Ladies and gentleman, this is a uniquely powerful and historic moment in the history of the human race. As most of you know, at 6pm, Eastern Time, a spacecraft with the shape of an oblate spheroid, and almost one mile in diameter, completed deorbiting maneuvers over Washington airspace. The spacecraft is currently “parked” and hovering 300 feet above the ground about one quarter of a mile west of the White house.

Other, similar ships have completed parking maneuvers and are currently stationed over Dallas, Miami, New York City, Los Angeles and other large American cities, as well as large cities around the world including Mexico City, London, Moscow, Madrid, Bejing, and Tehran.

The President is currently engaged in diplomatic talks with our visitors from another star and he has asked me to assure you: These new arrivals to our world are not hostile and mean us no harm. They represent a culturally advanced and friendly race who call themselves the Haraya.

We have in fact been in contact with them for almost a year, and have completed preliminary diplomatic negotiations for the exchange of culture, technology and philosophy. Today’s visit from our new friends is the fruit of that negotiation. Our peoples have much to learn from one another and we look forward to a long and mutually beneficial relationship.”

CNN special science correspondent Dr. Harmon Brickly, former lead exobiologist for NASA comments on the astonishing Video footage and photographs released by the White House.

“The Harayans clearly evolved on an Earthlike planet. They can tolerate breathing our air and do not seem to need any special protective clothing. Their quick walking and nimble motions suggest that their planet has a slightly higher surface gravity than our does. They are covered with a thick pelt of fur or perhaps downy feathers, and appear to be warm blooded, perhaps even mammals. To me they look a bit like enormous bears, or perhaps bumblebees with their brown and yellow stripes. What we can already say about the physiology and morphology of the Harayans is clear evidence of the principle of convergent evolution. Nature again and again arrives at similar solutions for similar environmental challenges. “

http://www.cnn.com/

April 1, 2006
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april fools, wd!!!!

April 1, 2006
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April Fool's! Now that's a GOOD one.

April 1, 2006
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lollll, you got me for 2 seconds there. Then I realized.

you did succeed in fooling for 2 seconds, hehee. Yaym an April fool's day couldnt be complete without fooling or being fooled.

April 1, 2006
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Made JA Look!

April 1, 2006
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Which channel?

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I am turning on the TV and running back to the thread and this ,,,,,,,,,

whew, got me!

April 1, 2006
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didn't look, wd. just was reminded of Orson Wells and his famous radio show, "War of the Worlds..."

April 1, 2006
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oh bonita you are right" war of the worlds" Well with all i have im glad its april fools. thanks guys

April 1, 2006
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Funny, funny, funny....WD yer so mature.

LOL....very good

April 1, 2006
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I didn't even read it, I just saw CNN and went to look not knowing what I was looking for. LOL

I guess I was a bit reactionary like when in 2001 told to run and look at the tv .............

April 1, 2006
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The craft of this one was to make such an unlikely story sound plausible as I could, include visuals, blathering politicians...and a little paranoia. Enormous bears!

April 2, 2006
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ooh sew,

good one... you are referring to 9-11-01? Yes, I can see how that would cause some paranoia....

April 2, 2006
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Yes, bonbon

9AM at work. We could not believe it. So unbelievable.

But I loved WD's jokester just the same!

April 2, 2006
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WD:

This is not the story time thread.

Is funny and brought a much needed laugh. Keep it up. 🙂

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