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December 18, 2005
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After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"

"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".

Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.

"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."

December 18, 2005
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This guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me! My penis is turning orange!" The doctor says," Well, what do you do for a living?" The man replies, "I'm unemployed. I just sit at home all day eating Cheetos and watching pornos."

December 18, 2005
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LOL!

Seeker, maybe I'm dim? I don't get it...

December 19, 2005
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I'm afraid we may have the thread thrown out but I won't go further than this... its so funny!!

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well.....?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'."

December 19, 2005
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I just 🙁 missed on about two jokes. Not fair you all get all the laughs...
And dont ask what color is my hair! Its changing with steam coming from my useless synapses...

December 24, 2005
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exoticflower,

I hope you haven't left the site, like you said you might on a different thread.

Oops, I goofed! I said "difference" when I meant "similarity". Here's what I should have said (seekerw joke, take 2, action!):

What's the SIMILARITY between a plum and an elephant?

Answer: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

December 24, 2005
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You guys have some really good ones here.

As your read...Keep in mind that theme is ADULT fairy tales.

The Big Bad Wolf knocked on Little Red Riding Hood's door.

When she opened it he pleaded with her, "Red, could we please try something different tonight? We could read; We could watch a little TV; I'll even listen to grandma tell stories about the good old days.

Red looked him squarely in the eyes and said..."Wolf, you're going to eat me, just like the book says.

December 24, 2005
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I'm thinking of you and wishing the best for you also EF.

We Love You Girl!!!

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