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going around the mountain
May 13, 2006
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aw shucks. i have been traveling that way for years. 🙂 saves on gas.

seriously, sorry bout your mom. alheimers? or dementia.?

May 13, 2006
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Hi omw and guppy,

Hope you're both doing well. I won't have much time on the computer today, but the story will be brewing in my mind in the meantime.

I've been using two abbreviations for a long time now and never told you what they mean. How rude of me. Here they are:

omw = on my way (gee omw, all this time, you haven't known I was talking to you! :o) )

guppy = gal, u're pretty popular, you (okay, I'll think of something better)

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May 13, 2006
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seek-ok, u have made my day. i love a good laugh!!!! 🙂 hope u have a good day!! don't work to hard. school is almost out!!, i think?

May 13, 2006
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thanks seek for the reminder. i do forget who i am once in awhile!

hope you have a good day.
omw = one more wish??

May 13, 2006
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only money works

overly merry woman

May 13, 2006
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yep, you are absolutely right!! WHERE is my brain??

one more wish...sheesh!!! duh, I want more more wish, duh, pleez?

ok, now i am going out to spend my money, if i can find my check book..

to day i am:
omw, only money works

this evening i will me an
omw, overly merry woman

May 13, 2006
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omw-oh my gosh. sounds like u are going to have a very good day!!!! enjoy it!!

May 13, 2006
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one merry woman and gal, u're getting good, you,

omw, I found your checkbook. It was hiding in the coffe cupboard, trying to camoflauge itself. I brewed you both a cup. So please, sit back, rest your feet and listen to the rest of our exciting story ...

All Seeker can hear from guppy is "BUCK! BUCK!" Being rather self-absorbed and unaware of his surroundings at the moment, as in most moments, he does not connect this word to the fact that he's sitting, now alone, on a snarling horse with his/her ears back. Instead, he thinks guppy is talking about a crisp new dollar bill caught in the prarie grass.

So he starts to leap off Gwendolyn just as she/he starts to buck. But in a desperate attempt to stay on, he tries to cling to his/her back but cannot, so he slides under his/her belly as Gwendolyn starts to kick.

The horse races directly for the stream and plunges in, shaking Seeker loose. Seeker sits in the shallow stream for a moment, dazed and disappointed that there really was no dollar bill in the grass.

He then gets up and tries to mosey, but not being a true cowboy, he does more of a mousey back to the ranch. Meanwhile, guppy and omw ride back on Gwendolyn, and in the the distance Seeker hears them laughing. They must have found a joke book, he reasons.

Tune in next time when Seeker finds what they were really laughing at. Same horse time, etc., etc.

May 13, 2006
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seek-wwwwhhheeeee!!! dang, this is getting good. (u just missed the part where guppy would have jumped in the creek, not to save u, mind u , but to play!!!!!!!)

May 13, 2006
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Great, guppy. I drown, but you get to play in the creek. What a happy ending!!! :o)

You're a riot.

May 13, 2006
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seek!!! u said it was SHALLOW. i jumped in to play with u goofy. not to watch u belly up.......::))

like my face. it's a four eyes cause i have my glasses on!!!

May 13, 2006
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guppy,

Your smiley face is also a two-mouth. Do you have your dentures in as well? :o)})

Sorry, I didn't catch that you wanted to play with me in the stream. I should know you better than that by now. Okay, so we splash each other ... then what happens? It's your turn to storytell now.

May 13, 2006
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we get together and take omw off of gwendolyn , of course. and have a high ole time in the creek. the end.

no dentures yet, just a big ole cheesey smile. .....night

((seek))

May 13, 2006
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oh my gosh, everybody duck, here comes guest on the rope swinging over the creek. look at that bird fly!!!!! hope he knows he is fixin to get his feathers wet!!!!! YYYYYAAAAAHHHOOO!!!!!!!

May 14, 2006
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Hey guest-i forgot to ask-can u even swim???? i'm not sure if u are going under on purpose or are u in trouble there partner.......;)

May 14, 2006
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hehe, no i dont know how to swim

May 14, 2006
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oh good grief. (wading out to pull guest up out of the water by his hair....and show him he can stand up)i bet u ride a horse like seek too. bare bellied. ha ha!!

May 14, 2006
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guest ,hey, i got an idea. i'll just blow u up some arm floaties and u will be good to go...as long as u dont float downstream to far.......

May 14, 2006
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hmm ok, sounds fun. I hope there's no piranhas 😮

May 14, 2006
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guest-glory be. u decided to join and have fun!!!!!! (no piranhas)

May 14, 2006
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thanks. having some low self-esteem moments, sniff.

May 14, 2006
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gonna listen to this meditation CD. seems like the only "automatic" thing that could help right now.

May 14, 2006
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((guppy)),

{we get together and take omw off of gwendolyn , of course. and have a high ole time in the creek. the end.}

And then you take guest and me home with you, and we're your household slaves for the rest of our days. What a happy ending (for one of us three, anyway)!!

Seeker

May 14, 2006
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((seek)) i dont think so. i need no slaves. u can both be my friend and come for dinner. how's that? let's do the three out of three being happy thing. i dont dis my friends.:)

May 15, 2006
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of course, u and i would be the only two talking because i am sure guest would arrive with his headphones on listening to a self help tape!!!

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