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Does God e-mail?
July 1, 2007
4:06 am
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My daddy keeps sending me these inspirational emails, maybe 10 a day, and I usually just delete them. for some reason, I looked at this one.

"One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on.

So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a time.

"Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."

So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time, too.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

God was not pleased. So he decided to email the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the email said?

No?

Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either."

I replied to this one and said "I probably got one, but deleted it by mistake."

July 1, 2007
4:38 am
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ROFL!

THIS is truly!

Precious!

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July 1, 2007
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That was great!

My S-I-L sends me on average 5-10
"(un)godly (non)inspirational"
e-mails a day.

About a year ago I asked her to stop and she said she would. Well, she didn't, so now her e-mail address is blocked.

The only thing is- when I hit send and receive and it is checking and I know there are e-mails coming through but they don't show up in the inbox?
I know it's her- because no one else is blocked- I feel bad so I go into the deleted box to she what she sent!
Grrrr....

Nice to see you ladies.

Isis

July 1, 2007
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OMG, that was so funny bev!!!

I have a teacher that sends me religious emails. Some are very nice and thought provoking and then there is the ending that ticks me off. If you send it to so many people, you will have this happen or that prayer answered. I feel threatened that something bad is going to happen to me if I don't forward them. I used to forward them for that reason. Now, I delete every email from her w/o reading. Okay, there is this little worry, that I might be struck dead for doing so, ha!

gg

July 1, 2007
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Oh no!

I forgot about God's e-mail. I had forgotten about those unlucky chain letters. Another path to hell.

July 1, 2007
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loved the story about God sending email

July 2, 2007
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Isis- it's nice to see you too.

(((Isis)))

July 2, 2007
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Priceless...

yeah, rats, those troublesome spam filters.

July 10, 2007
4:43 pm
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God answers knee-mail! 🙂 🙂

July 10, 2007
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lol! Very clever OMW!

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