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February 21, 2006
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while i am sitting here scanning through all the threads my h is laying on the couch watching tv. out of the blue, he anounces he is an alien. he knows this because he is so much smarter than the human race. now he's asleep. just out of curiosity. how much would it cost to mail him back to the mother ship?????????;)

February 21, 2006
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LOL Guppy:

I'm not sure of the cost but let me know and I'll contribute what I can. Think we could a discount for group seating on the ship???

🙂

February 22, 2006
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I have a few more - but they kicked up a fuss when I tried to put a stamp on their foreheads and drop them off in the middle of a field. 🙂

February 22, 2006
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DoThey:

Bring em on down and we'll take them out to the field to go snipe huntin and slap that stamp on the back pocket of their jeans. Oh, and give them a case of beer. They'll be happy little campers till the ship arrives.

February 22, 2006
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If it were that easy...I'd pay whatever it cost!

February 22, 2006
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LMAO!!!:-)

February 22, 2006
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i hope u all have a wonderful day!! mama - u're a doll!!

February 22, 2006
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guppy,

are you being serious about your husband?

February 22, 2006
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kathy- unfortunately uh, yea...i suppose u could say it is a n's idea of a joke.......i'm thinking about taking up poker, i know i got the blank face down pat. i didn't even flinch when he threw that one out in the room last night......why ya ask?

February 22, 2006
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and did u mean am i SERIOUS about giving him up, i would haul him cross country on my back just for the privilege.

(wasn't sure which way u meant)

February 24, 2006
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I'm sure the post office has had this request before....I know it's crossed may of our minds! Let me know what you find out...I've already divorced mine, but I may need to pass this info on to the next codependent he preys on.

February 25, 2006
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what sort of evidence does he have of this superior intelligence?

My N was extremely intelligent, yet could do the most STOOOOOOPID things!

Like his strange obsession with TV. He did not watch it but always wanted it on. I was raisee in a home where the tv was off unless being actively watched, and I learned to enjoy silence while reading or doing something else.

He would come into the house, see me quietly doing something, often writing, and he would turn thetv on and then leave again! If I turned it off, he would come back to check, and get angry!

He had a very elaborate explanation that the "photons" put out by the screen were affecting the "entropy" of the heat energy in the house and therefore turning on the tv would keep out heat down.

But I knew the truth.

He did it to annoy! And more than that, it was the idea that I was doing something that seemed intolerable to him.

I hate myself for having been with him at all. I hate my Catholic upbringing for putting me into the frame of mind that I had to grab the first likely male to show up, because I had no clue that a person could live alone.

I knew he was crazy when I married him, but I thought all men were crazy. I was so young and stoooooooopid!!!!!!!

I really hate the wasted life I have. Everything I might have done was thrown away.

February 25, 2006
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"mamaC" They will be looking for Wabbits when the lil green beam hits em.

"Guppy" I hear you !

"Ready" That my take some time. Before they Believe you.

"zinnia" That is a tough one. Can the neighbors hear the TV ? I knew a guy that used to ask the strangest questions and do some odd things. I made me uncomfortable. It was even more uncomfortable when I figured out he was just getting enough backround information to sound real to people that he was spreading bull about me to. Could he be making the neighbors think you just watch TV all of the time to make himself look good ? For what ever reason ??? I dont want to cause you more stress, but it is just and idea.

February 26, 2006
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Guppy, I'm sure that they, like himself are FAR beyond our inferior primitave earth ways--who needs postage? Just send him with a note pinned to his chest "If found, please return me to my mother-ship." I guarantee SOMEONE will put him SOMEWHERE before too long, anyway...

February 26, 2006
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Gup...

You crack me up.

February 26, 2006
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young and restless-i'm glad to know i only crack u up, instead of running u off......;0

February 26, 2006
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i already managed to lose one cookie. if u go, then i'll be just a blob.......:)

(remember ur cookie analogy???:)

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