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Clumpy returns....
July 25, 2006
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(gup..i love wilbur (the movie)...and mud actually sounds like fun, as long as it doesn't smell!)

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oh come on Cooper........dont go anywhere. u are to important. guppy just gets on here and doodles once in a while. i didn't mean to leave cooper out.

July 25, 2006
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guppy doesn't have any analogy in this story of wally and wilber. eventually i was gonna write about wilber trying to learn how to fly since wally learned how to wallow in the mud.

July 25, 2006
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cooper is reading...just at a loss for quackers right now! =)

good idea to go with wally and wilber!!

July 25, 2006
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have u ever seen a pig fly?.....;)

July 27, 2006
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guppy,

No, but I've seen a house fly. And a horse fly. And butter fly. I even once saw a dragon fly. :o)

July 27, 2006
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Wilber sat in the mud...all by himself. But it was ok...because it was time that he could spend alone. It did smell bad, but he didn't care. He knew that when he was done, he might smell, but it would be worth it. The more time he spent talkin' to the Big Cow (PIG?) in the sky, the more brains he had to work with, and his heart would become a place of sunshine.

All of a sudden he began to sprout little tiny wings. This didn't surprise him as much as the fact that they were way too small to allow him to fly!!! How could a 300 lb pig fly with wing sprouts?.....

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why, on faith my dear. All Wilbur had to do was have faith that the wings the big Cow in the sky gave him would be enough, so Wilbur got an idea how to make it off the ground. He rolled out of the mud, shook himself off and lumbered off in search of.........

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... lumber to strap to his wing buds to increase the surface area. For he knew that the amount of lift increases with the area. He knew he'd have to compensate for the extra weight with additional surface area. So he knew just how much lumber to buy.

He enterred Home Depot in search of lumber. You cuold say he lumbered into the store. Or rather he "wood lumber" into the store. (ugh)

He asked the clerk, " ...

July 27, 2006
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who was not paying attention to Wilber...so wilber said, "Excuse me sir, but wood you lumber over here and help me to measure this particular wood for my wings?"...The clerk looked at him and broke out laughing hysterically. People could hear him laughing all over the store, and some came to see what the commotion was all about. The clerk was laughing and pointing to wilber's wing sprouts and said in between gasps of hysteria, "FLY! Fly?? You can't fly, it is aerodynamically impossible!!"

Wilber started to tear, but he didn't want anyone to see. So he.....

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sat on his computer and tried to logon to AAC. But the internet was'nt working so he ...

(wow look how creative I am.. not. Lets see you guys get out of this one ehhh)

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went to the library and logged on as another AAC person!! and, he could even pick a new screen-name! and-d-d-d-d- he could even pretend to be someone else and mess with people's heads! whoa! he could be two people instead of one!

just then, a bolt of lightening struck the other computer dead too!! so he went to Kinkos...an they didn't have computers! how was he ever going to get his AAC fix!!!

oh no--o-o-o-, you won't believe what happened next!!!!......

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(i really need to get a life.)

July 27, 2006
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( hehe wow, that was good I guess but I wondered if anyone could swiftyl take it back to the pint I veered it from. Anyway.. I didnt even read the previous post, I just saw " he.." -- I need a life too :(( hmm . not having a good day today, ok gosh I'm always messing up threads so carry on )

July 27, 2006
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glad you stepped into this one! guest, you really have a good heart.

July 28, 2006
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Wilbur lumbered back to home depot. (They were closed by this time) He snuck under a fence and eased by security into the store. he went straight for the lumber he had figured. plugged in a saw and got to work. He decided he would just fly to his cousin guest's house and use his computer. After all , he knew his cousin guest would let him in, and mircrowave him a hotpocket. Wilbur loved his cousin guest and he especially loved cousin guest's microwave. So buzz,buzz, saw, saw......untill the wee hours of the morning. Even to this day there are people who were at the store that night who swear on their lives they saw a pig fly. In the wee hours of the morning Wilbur made a crash landing on cousin guest's car. dented the hood. and inadverdently broke the mp3 player he had just installed. Wilbur wasn't worried thought. All he could think about was getting inside and turning on aac. and sitting down with a plate piled high with hotpockets!!!!!!!! Just as cousin guest opened the door with a shocked and bewindered look on his face (he had no idea he was even remotely kin to a three hundred pound pig) a very muddy duck shot between them both and ran into the darkness of cousin guest's house. He was in search of...........

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(guppy...too funny!)

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... ancient astronauts. Duck had learned that guest, being an atheist, subscribed to the idea that spacemen from ancient times landed here and set forth the idea that they were gods. Duck wanted to learn more about this.

Duck gave guest a love bite as he waddled past. Guest wasn't worried, because he knew that birds don't get rabies. A good friend taught him this.

Then ...

July 29, 2006
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one of the ancient astronauts appeared. Duck immediately went into a kung fu stance! keeeeee----yah-h-h-!!!

but the astronaut just said to him, circle in, circle off, circle in, circle off...

Wilber walked over to the guest house to see what the noise was all about, and who do you think showed up next?....

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Guest's girlfriend showed up looking all sexy and come hither, but for once, guest didn't have time to fall into this not healthy relationship. Guest was more concerned at the moment that his freezer had been raided, his floor had a maze of dirty duck feet prints going this way and thay way everywhere he looked, and there was a astronaut standing in front of him asking him directions to the nearest bathroom. it had been along flight and the astronaut was tired of peeing in his suit. =) So, guest thought for a minute and decided to do the least painful thing at the moment. He grabbed...........

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his suitcase, and said "SEE YA!"...you all can have it all! I'm gettin' outta here, leaving the past behind, because I know through that door is a brand new start for me!...and ...a special girl who will love me for ME!!

Mumbling to himself, "astronauts, ducks, pigs, mud...am I dreaming??" He pinched himself...nope, not a dream, so he kept walking....

July 30, 2006
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(aw thanks guys, i didnt know i was in the story and that you guys remembred these details about me hehe, thanks anyway. heh)

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