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Clumpy returns....
June 9, 2006
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After a very long sleep, Clumpy woke up to the noise of a lawnmower. It was a deafening noise. Ewe could not believe what her eyes beheld either...for over ..

June 9, 2006
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the hill, puffer the pig was cutting his grass in the middle of the night.
Of course Ewe ran over and asked what was up..puffer replied...

June 9, 2006
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What's this...what's going on....what are you doing?

June 10, 2006
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Its a story that you make up as you go as far as I can tell. YOu pick up where the last person left off. I think

June 10, 2006
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Ohhhhhhhh....thanks Random.....

I thought they'd plum lost their minds! ;P

June 10, 2006
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Random,

You are exactly correct! We did this on a thread a few months ago. I started it, and we each added a bit on to everybody else's previous contribution. The previous thread was called "It's Storytime!".

Random and Lolli,

Care to join us in spinning a yarn?

June 10, 2006
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... Puffer replied, "Oink! Oink!" Clumpy couldn't understand, so he got his Barnyard Animal - English dictionary out. That translated to, "The engine is stuck and won't turn off, so I thought I'd make the best of the situation and cut the grass before the gas runs all out." Thank goodness for the dicitonary!

Then Clumpy replied, ...

June 10, 2006
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Can you do my yard next? I have a feeling Gordy down the street.....

June 10, 2006
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"... is fixing to engineer a boycott of lawnmowers, and I'd like to arrange for you to cut my grass every week. We all know you have the only lawnmower left in town."

Old Puffer got thoughtful, paused a second, and said, "...

June 10, 2006
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"Can I play my guitar and sing while I cut?" Clumpy had to do a doubletake and to be sure that he heard correctly, asked Puffer to repeat what he had just said. Puffer for the second time, said, "Can I play my guitar and sing while I cut?"....

Jokingly, CLumpy said, "Well I don't know, can ewe?"....then...

June 11, 2006
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Puffer replied, "I don't know. Can she?" and both laughed. Clumpy then said, "I'll have you know that Ewe won the international grass cutting competition last year in Greensville. She cut seven lawns in half an hour."

Puffer replied, "I didn't win that."

Clumpy said, "I didn't say YOU did it. I said EWE did."

Puffer still didn't understand, so Clumpy ...

June 13, 2006
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said...."HELP me please...if no one but seeker and omw write my story, i am doomed for sure..."

June 13, 2006
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... and went back to sleep. Ewe took his temperature and felt he was running a fever. Maybe he was getting the flu. She picked up the phone and called ...

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....the heart doctor because his heart was beating out of his chest, and he kept muttering strange an incomplete sentences about.....

June 13, 2006
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a cat named Presley that wouldn't leave him alone. Everynight when Clumpy tried to lay down and go to sleep, then ole presley decided she wanted all his attention. She insisted clumpy play with her. Clumpy kept repeating i reckon i will, i reckon i will.....
All of a sudden ups drove up with a package. Ewe ran out to get it.But it was for Clumpy....wonder what it could be........

June 13, 2006
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it had stickers all over it!! One of them said, "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL JUNE 22, 2006!" and another one said....

June 13, 2006
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for my very very good friend. While Clumpy was busy using his math skills to figure out how many bread boxes would fit in the box, the ups man said, Hey Ewe i heard GOOD news. i heard u are going to be a grandmother. Ewe replied......

June 13, 2006
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"My how word travels fast!! Yes I am!" said Ewe. I am the youngest grandmother in my flock! Who told Ewe?"

Meanwhile, Clumpy realized that there was something inside the box...it was ALIVE!!!....it was....

June 13, 2006
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two dogs named cooper and libby. they met on aac. got to be friends and decided to mail themselves to las vegas so they could have a grande ole time. if only clumpy would let them out of the box, the fun would begin. Everybody knew Clumpy was a world renouned math genious, suddenly Clumpy knew what he needed to do. open the box. his math skills told him the ratio of air left in the box was getting critical for his two friends. Clumpy turned to ewe and asked her to cut the box open(even though clumpy admitted he wasn't mechanically inclined he had enough sense to get someone else who was)=)so Ewe whipped out her trusty little knife and zipped the box open in a flash. then......

June 13, 2006
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... out crawled the two dogs, panting and totally out of breath. "Thank goodness I added that fudge factor into my calculations on the air ratio, or you may have been goners." Clumpy said. "Welcome to the our pasture. What's ours is yours."

After catching their breaths, the dogs ...

June 13, 2006
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the two dogs looked at eachother and exclaimed in unision; where is deedee the owl? then cooper remembered she had sent herself airmail. All of a sudden everybody heard crashing through the trees and they looked up just in time to see.....

June 13, 2006
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... Seekerman plunging in for the resuce. But his long red cape kept getting tangled up in the branches and his uniform was half in shambles when he arrived.

"I'm here to rescue the little dogs! I saw they were in trouble." but as usual, he arrived a little too late. But he did take them for a little ride in the sky, and they barked with delight.

When they got back down to the ground, ...

June 13, 2006
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as usual gup and seek are posting ontop of eachother. ha!! we did this last time. lol!! i concede....seekerman!!=)

June 13, 2006
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gup,

Actually, our posts read just fine the way they ended up. So I concede to YOU. :o)

June 13, 2006
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LOL!! somebody post on here so the two concedes can go on with the story!!! omw-where r u ??? HELP!! =)

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