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You're ALL invited to my "Backyard BBQ" thread!! Bring what ever you wish to throw in the fire!! (Jennifer, here)
May 12, 2006
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I see it's been busy here, today!! Sorry I had to work, but that fire looks STRONGER than ever!!

Cherokee, apathy and despair would be a GREAT way to keep that fire burning!! And beef tri-tips, YUM!!!

I think I need a beer! Did JAG ever get back from that "beer run", last night? I hope the wolves didn't get him!

Could someone pass the matches so I can blow up LIES??? (This time I'll set it off AWAY from the horses!!) WHOO HOOOO!!! Welcome to the WILD West!

Jen

May 12, 2006
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Hey Jen,

Why aren't you wearing your bluebird outfit?? HAAHAA!!

Hey, can I throw my "stupid" exhusband in the fire....he just pissed me off. I know why I'm not married to him anymore. ARRRGGHH!!

Ok, I need a drink...any more wine? Or did I drink it all.

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May 12, 2006
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Oh we can throw people on the fire?? I have a list of them LOL

May 12, 2006
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Ok, it's beinginning to rain here in Montana! I DON'T want the fire to go out! Any suggestions as to how we will keep the flames up high??

Here, I'll throw in a BIG truck load of PARANOIA!!! That should help for a while!!

Oh, SS, my bluebirds outfit is at the drycleaners, right now! LOL! But didn't you see the blue feather sticking out of my hat? That was meant for YOU!

Jen

May 12, 2006
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Sorry, I'm encouraging violence at the party...ooopps!!

Let's see, anyone want to play quarters, or "I never" or maybe a game of pool. I can kick butt playin' pool!! Anyone want to play me?

May 12, 2006
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I have a big truck load full of procrasination and frustration to add that ought to keep it going for a while

May 12, 2006
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RW, I think that's called "cremation"!! (The peopleburning thing) Don't think I'm ready for those fumes, just yet! Not til' after dinner, anyway!

May 12, 2006
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I will play. actualy the funny thing is that I am playing pool on line as we speek

May 12, 2006
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LOL ipw.

May 12, 2006
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Random..Do you play pool? Rackum' baby!!

May 12, 2006
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Here goes some DISAPPOINTMENT!! **POOF** Up in smoke it goes!

(Wow, I almost threw in my UNDERSTANDING, by accident! That was close!)

May 12, 2006
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Hey all

SADNESS has got to go, as does LONELINESS and MISTRUST. Must hold onto love, it will get bigger with time!

May 12, 2006
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Hey, SO, I forgot about MISTRUST!! Man, that one's gotta go!

Yes, hold onto LOVE! THAT one has true potential!

Ok, it's starting to hail now...(for real, here) so how will we "protect" this fire? It's pretty big, so maybe it will take a little more rain than usual to put it out!

I guess we just need to keep adding more stuff to it! Here goes SHOCK and DISCONTENTMENT!!!

Jen

May 13, 2006
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Ok, it has now turned into a WICKED thunder and lightening storm!! (Real life, here!) This Montana sky is for REAL lighting up, NOW!! I'm watching this, and thinking of you ALL!!! (and our big fire!)

Jen

May 13, 2006
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You guys (and gals) are cracking me up...Jennifer-this is the best thread ever!

I have enough fuel to keep the fire going for the rest of the day...first I'll throw in some kindling of "indecisiveness", kick it up a bit in the afternoon with "insecurity" and wind 'er up and let 'er go with "mistrust"-that ought to keep it burning for a while!

As for food....let's see....how about some baked salmon...oh, and for drink, paralyzer's perhaps?!

For the bonfire singsong I will play the spoons and do my rendition of Shirley Temple-that ought to make you all want more paralyzers!

May 13, 2006
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Good Morning,
Not sure what to throw in yet, maybe wistfulness? no, i'll keep that, its better than self loathing. i'm throwing self loathing in! while i'm at it, feelings of inferiority.

i'm bringing potato salad. maybe a cake. chocolate.

bonni

May 13, 2006
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Hi everybody. When you're done being Shirley Temple, FindingMyself, I'd like to play my ukelele and do my rendition of Tiny Tim and "Tiptoe Through the Tulips". After that, I'll throw in my FALSETTO VOICE onto the fire. That'll make it crackle in a high pitch.

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May 13, 2006
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Good Morning, ALL! The fire survived last nights storm!! Infact, I think the lightening actually helped it!

Hey, FindingMyself, Bonni, and Seek! I'm glad you guys are here! Seek, what's for breakfast?? I can acutally visualize you singing as you cook!! LOL! Do you need me to set the table?

May 13, 2006
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Hey everyone...not doing very good this morning..I'm in a funk!!

So, I'd like to throw ENABLING in the fire...all of the years of ENABLING I've done so well and am still doing. Maybe a little ANGER, too today..and some of my FOUL MOUTH..I just want to scream the "F" word.....AAHHHH

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May 13, 2006
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(((Soulsister)))

I, too, would like to add some more ENABLING!! But I think I'll keep the ANGER, just to keep me in line! If I begin to abuse the anger, than it will be the next to go into the fire!

Also, I would like to share my latest venture in the *security* department. I actually went out in public this morning, WITHOUT brushing my hair, no makeup, and my t-shirt and sweats, (and unshaven legs), JUST to get a pack of smokes! I wore sunglasses to hide my identity, BUT...the clerk still recognized me and he said, "HEY, JEN, DON'T WORRY, YOU LOOK FINE JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!" Ummm...I didn't ask... Nothing like drawing MORE attention!! BUT, I did NOT care, because I feel more and more secure all of the time, (even if I did look like HELL!!)

And besides, how do you THINK I should look, after camping and partying at this BBQ all weekend?! Afterall, it IS a time to kickback and CUT loose, and do whatever we wish!

By the way, has anyone fed the horses, yet? They KNOW their schedule, and get a little cranky if their feeding time is delayed! LOL!

Jen

May 13, 2006
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Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention that before I left for the store, I told my girls that I would be making a "public announcement" that I am the PROUD mother of ****, **** and **** with their last names attached!! And maybe if they were lucky, I would be bringing them home a *new daddy*! LOL!! Of course, they just roll their eyes at me, with the ol' "whatever, Mom"!!

Sometimes being a parent is TOO much fun!

Jen

May 13, 2006
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Jen,

Is that you behind those sunglasses? I can't tell.

Oops! About the horses -- I was going to put my expression HEY in the fire, which I say too often. Instead I misspelt it and put the HAY in the fire. Now the horses are mad at me. Do you know where I can get more hay? :o)

About the dishes, that's kind of you to offer, but I use paper plates, cups, knives, spoons, pots, pans, etc. I throw it all in the fire when I'm done. It cuts down on cleaning. So relax and enjoy the fire some more.

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May 13, 2006
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LOL, Seek!! Yep, it's me behind the shades!! THANKS for exposing my identity! (Wow, that's twice now, in one day!) LOL!

I can see that it was an honest mistake you made, when you threw the wrong "hay" into the fire! There's more behind the barn. Hopefully those horses will forgive you! They can be pretty "anxious" at times!

And thankyou for that WONDERFUL breakfast!! (which made the horses REAL resentful)! You're an awesome cook! So now, WHAT'S for supper? '-)

Jen

May 13, 2006
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What's for supper???? After I slaved all morning long to cook you the wonderful breakfast???? The saying is true, Give a (wo)man a fish, and (s)he'll expect you to feed him/her the rest of his/her life.

For supper, it's Rice Krispies cereal. And if you don't eat it soon, I'll throw it in the bonfire. hehehe (Snap! Crackle! Pop! take on a whole new meaning.)

Enjoy,
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Oh but Seek, I'm only bugg'n ya' because you're such an AWESOME cook! Shouldn't you be taking that as a compliment??! LOL! Aren't you FLATTERED that I would ask YOU to make dinner?

I promise, if you make dinner, I'll do breakfast in the morning! Afterall, it WILL be Sunday, the final day of our BBQ! AND, it will be Mother's Day, but I STILL will make breakfast! C'mon Seek, pleeeeeze???

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