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You have reached the "Mental Health Hotline" [humor for all of us survivors from StrongInHim77]
July 31, 2007
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You have reached the mental health help line :
If you are Obessive Compulsive - press 1 reapeatedly
If you are co- dependent - get someone to press 2 for you
If you are a multiple personality press 3,4, 5 & 6
If you are paranoid - we know what you are and what you want stay
on the line and we will trace the call.
If you are delusional press 7 and the call will be forwarded to the
proper authorities
If you are a schizophrenic - listen carefully for the small voice to tell you
which number to press
If you are depressive - doesn’t matter which number you press -
no one will answer you
If you have a nervous disorder - please fidget with the star key until
the beep - after the beep - wait for the beep
If you have short term memory loss - hang up and try your call again later
If you have low self esteem- hang up - all our operators are too
busy to talk to you

July 31, 2007
11:03 am
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You have reached the mental health help line :
If you are Obessive Compulsive - press 1 reapeatedly
If you are co- dependent - get someone to press 2 for you
If you are a multiple personality press 3,4, 5 & 6

If you are paranoid - we know what you are and what you want stay on the line and we will trace the call.
If you are delusional press 7 and the call will be forwarded to the proper authorities
If you are a schizophrenic - listen carefully for the small voice to tell you which number to press
If you are depressive - doesn’t matter which number you press - no one will answer you
If you have a nervous disorder - please fidget with the star key until the beep - after the beep - wait for the beep
If you have short term memory loss - hang up and try your call again later
If you have low self esteem- hang up - all our operators are too busy to talk to you

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ha ha, I've always loved that one. And I'm so codep, while I was waiting for someone to press 2 I reformatted it for easy reading :o)

July 31, 2007
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"If you are delusional press 7 and the call will be forwarded to the proper authorities" Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

To think about it, staying on hold forever having to listen to annoying music in the background, or having to press series of numbers over and over can bring the worst in us. "If you think that you are mentally healthy, but just want to make sure with mental health helpline, stay on hold until someone will take your call. Your call is important to us. After an hour of waiting pick the number according to who you think you are."

July 31, 2007
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Hmm- what should I press for "I used to have low self esteem, but not anymore. Now I have delusions of grandeur"?

July 31, 2007
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🙂 Good one, Ma!

We could add a few more buttons, I bet.

July 31, 2007
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bevdee, in that case you should demand talking immediately to the manager (I think.)

July 31, 2007
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Matteo

Hahahaha- that's a good one!

July 31, 2007
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Ma, My friend and I laughed so hard while we read this my face almost broke. Thanks for the smiles....horsefly

July 31, 2007
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What a nice way to start the day...I am still laughing. Thanks Ma for sharing!

gg

July 31, 2007
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Ma, that was funny. I think I have been all those at some time or another in the course of my life 🙂

July 31, 2007
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Kroika -

Thanks for re-formatting it. I am not too bright when it comes to using this ole computer, so I really appreciate you redoing it, so it's an easier read.

- Ma

July 31, 2007
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ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

Folks you ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for this hilarious thread. We really needed to have some FUN!!!

Keep it up!!!:)SMILEY

July 31, 2007
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This is good but where is the button for someone who has all those disorders like me? LOL

August 2, 2007
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Thanks for the laughs, it doesnt matter what i press, after a while i want to throw the damm phone.

August 5, 2007
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LOL

August 5, 2007
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HA ha.. I think I'd just smash my palm into all the keys. Very funny.

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