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too cute: What kids wrote about the sea...KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA
May 10, 2007
1:15 pm
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KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly age
6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you
don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)

4)Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5)A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.(Billy
age
8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with
crabs.(Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors
would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have
been better off eating beans.(Billy age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is
always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my
Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to
write. (Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric
eels can give you a shock They have to live in caves under the sea
where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher
age
7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and
it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers
can't
go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)

13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when
she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because
water fired right up her fat ass. (Julie age 7)

May 10, 2007
1:21 pm
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GG!!!!

Thank you so much for posting this! I cannot stop laughing!!! I'm going to send it to everyone on my e-mail list, to make them laugh too!!!

Soooo funny!!!!

TC

May 10, 2007
4:39 pm
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GG

Thanks for posting this- thx for the giggles.

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