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February 18, 2005
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Got got this email of "things hallmark won't say.. and the one that made me laugh the most was......

"~~~I'm so miserable without you.....

..........It's almost likeyou're still here!!!"

I hope all that read this, and happen to be struggling with missing the ones who've they'd finally had the courage to leave, remember this IF you start missingthem, adnI hope it makes you all smile!!!
Have a great day everyone!!!!

February 18, 2005
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what???... no one wants to laugh today???
Well that makes me sad.....

how about "how can I miss you , if you wont go away?"

February 18, 2005
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I think those are great! Especially the "It's almost like you are still here!". Thanks AW, I needed a good giggle! Hope you are having a fantastic Friday!

February 18, 2005
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Thanks for a much needed laugh!

Sincerely,

Ren'ai

February 18, 2005
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Sorry, this is cute and thank you. I was just busy posting away. Cheer up! We love ya!

Sew

February 18, 2005
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(((((big smiles)))))
Thanks everyone... I FORCED my self to be productive today, although I am in a lot of (physical) pain.. I took my pain meds, am on my 2nd pot of coffee, and i scrubbed myself, shaved, dyed m hair, put laundry away, cleaned the litter box, took out 3 HUGE bags of garbage(stuff that' sjust been collecting dust, adn had to come ot terms with the fact that I wont use it, or most likely will NOT fit into again.....
now, I am taking a break, gunna (finally) eat something today, and finish getting rid of clutter.
I really need some storage totes for art supplies That i have no room to store, let alone use in this tiny apartment, but for now,I'll organize them all and tidy up the place......
I hope this will continue to inspire a good weekend, I know It will feel better to wake up on a bed with clean sheets, in a tidy apartment....

February 18, 2005
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Those really crack me up!!! Thanks I need some humor at this point in my life.

February 18, 2005
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😀
Happy Friday everyone, Im glad I could sharea smile or two.....

February 18, 2005
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And dishes done for ya, right? lol that had to make you happy hubby following thru! Have a good weekend, you got more done than I, but I work better in the eve. darn that litter box, least favorite to do. But it makes my Schotz happy.

February 18, 2005
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verrry cute! 🙂

February 18, 2005
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Oh, I don't mean to steal your thread addicts wife, but... I found a card a few years back (not a hallmark though) that on the front had a man with a bowl of soup and his tie was hanging in the bowl creating a huge stain... on the inside it said you're living proof that God created some people just for the hell of it. Ok, so maybe that's not as funny as yours and honestly I never thought I'd use the card, but after a long drawn out bad relationship, and being spiteful (one of my main character flaws!!) I mailed it to "him". He had seen the card while we were together and he constantly asked me why I was saving it. Little did I know that it was being saved for him. *chuckle*

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February 18, 2005
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Cute, but I like the bumper sticker that I keep seeing that says:

I miss my ex, but my aim is getting better . . . 🙂

February 18, 2005
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peaceful princess...
Thats a good one!!!!
And you didnt "steal" any thread, for heavans sake, I took those things from an email I rec'd from my husbands aunt.... i was hoping people would add their own!!! andIm so gald you shared it with me!
and sew... Hte dishes are DONE!!! Iusually donr get motivate duntil the nite time, but I KNEW if I didnt peel my self off the couch, iwouldve been there all day,adding to why i dont feel well by NOT allowing myself the feeling of ccomplishment.....So I di a buch of stuff, and plan on continuing while He's at work tomorrow, I get so much more done when Im alone, and put on some music.Hubbypoo, got take out chinese for dinner tonight, d we ate at the shop where he works, and he FINALLY gave my car an oil change, changed the wires, and spark plugs, topped off fluids, and even changed a couple fluids...I am liking the "roll" he's on.. but almost dont want to commend him too much, Im just glad he's doing things and organizing his priorities.. Im seeing a lot of positive changes in him, and I like it, but I still get a little wary, and 'nervous'(silently) about it.. all he sees is my being supportive though. so things are okay today,tomorrow is another day, and I'll take that when it arrives. now it;s time for tea, and my clean flannel jammies!!!

February 18, 2005
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....but my aim is getting better....yahooooooouuu

Where ya aimin'?

February 18, 2005
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Haha Addictswife that's a good one. Next time my x sends me a text message, I think I'll use that...hehe

February 18, 2005
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okay, I cutN' pasted the whole Email... hope no one is offended....

----- Original Message -----
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, February 17, 2005 10:44 AM
Subject: Something for everyone (else)...........

hallmark cards

THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY

My tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Looking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"

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Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?

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I've always wanted to have

someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you

I've changed my mind.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)

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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

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When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

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We have been friends for a very long time

let's say we stop?

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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Your friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

So your daughter's a hooker,

and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

It's really good pay!

February 19, 2005
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My favorite is the one, you said you'd die for me, its time you kept your promise

February 19, 2005
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hopeful..
that is a good one!!
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February 19, 2005
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Addictswife,

Thank you soooo very much for those quotes ~ it has truly put a smile on my face. I've been laughing out loud to myself. My boyfriend doesn't care about me ~ and I'm smiling!

lots of love :-))

February 19, 2005
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Hi Ad wife,

I think it's great that you shared the jokes and all, but just a word of caution here with pasting in addresses. With the annonimity here, it is not recommended. I don't know whose addys they are, but it just might give the new folks coming in here think it is fine to share addys, which is not. So kindly, please when you cut and paste, just the information. Thanks, the jokes are great, by the way!

Sew

February 19, 2005
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Thanks AW, what a hoot! We should start a line of greeting cards called "Complete and Total Honesty Greetings"....

February 19, 2005
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Sew... CRAP, I so thought I didnt cut N paste the addresses ect in what I put here...THANK YOU for pointing that oput. I will not do it again, or IF I get another shre =worty email I'll jsut re type it by hand so as to NOT do that... (((I feel awful)))
But ithank you for your attention to detail, andfor pointing that out.

Faith.. & ready.. LOL you both made me smile!!! Im glad I could help you all smile, at least a little!!!

February 19, 2005
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lots of chuckles.
thanks!

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-ella

February 19, 2005
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🙂

February 19, 2005
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No problem; keep sharing!:)

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