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Stupid Stunts...do you dare to share?
December 18, 2002
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Ok, had a thought. We all don't really know eachother here? right? So I thought it might be fun to tell all on the stupid, most embarrassing, black mail me for life things we have done in our past that still haunt us today. Or have stored nicely in the closet with all bolts LOCKED....... whatya think.....??

December 18, 2002
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ok I'll go first.

Once when I had a fight with my boyfriend when I was 17, just started driving. We got in an arguement and I told him to get out of the car. So he proceed to walk in front of it and well I let off the break and I kinda bumbed him from the back with the bumper and didn't realize how fast I was going and he must have been thrown atleast 5 feet. I was torn between the fighting and laughing my ass off. So long story short......I almost peed myself laughing, I felt so bad yet it was so funny. I still don't think he forgave me for that one. ooooops

That's the same boyfriend who got drunk, passed out on the couch and woke up thinking the coffee table was a urinal. He promised I'd never tell...... but that's just too funny NOT to share.

December 18, 2002
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I think I've already discussed a lot of my stupid stuff here. You guys even got to witness a big one this last summer with my theater girl incident.

Overall, I have to say my most stupid moment was when I agreed to be in my jerk friend's movie abotu an idiot. Me, a big fat loser, wearing only my boxers, hog-tied, and ball-gagged on the floor of the stage in the school's practice theater. I was ogled at by two old women that happened to open the wrong door.

Looking back though, the episode with the theater girl was pretty bad too. Fortunately I only spent 4 weekends outside of the theater waiting for her and not the whole summer.

December 18, 2002
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Okay, I have no business being up this early, so my lips are loose from lack of sleep.

I was 17, giving my oh-so-madly-in-love-with boyfriend a little haircut at the dining room table. Don't recall what he said but just jokingly (and IGNORANTLY) I waved the scissors in front of his nose, clipping, and actually made a real "V" shape cut on the tip of his nose! He bled, to say the least, I panicked, we didn't break up for 4 years later, but he still had the scar and I often wonder if he still has it..*evil grin*

That's just one of my early stupid people tricks...

December 18, 2002
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And who would have thought Alena was so barbaric *L*

I haven't done any bad stuff *angelic smile*

I did have sex in a waterfall in the middle of the day once though...does that count? I'm not ashamed though...was kind of exhilerating actually.

*grin* I bet Alena's never going to look at my picture the same again now.

December 18, 2002
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So many to choose from....

Don't tell by daughter....She was being really really liippy so smacked under the chin and her teeth clicked together and she chipped a tooth.... but that's a guilt thing for me.

Most of my stupid stunts resulted from not having the guts to say no to the stronger more verbal unshy pppeople I knew.

Stupid stunt recently..

New school principal came in to my office asking when I was going to do something and I jokingly said "When I'm damn good and ready". (I WAS just joking) She hasn''t spoken to me very much since then. Actually has worked out well.

December 18, 2002
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Nice goin Janes....hehehe....
Way to welcome the new school principal!! haha...I love it..

Squeezles, you little tart! haha...
No, you're picture is still looking the same to me....people in glasses houses shouldn't throw...blahblah blah....I have a waterfal story of my own, only it's a 14th floor hotel balcony in Myrtle Beach S.C. a few years ago....with a 16th floor voyeur.....yeaaachhhh....never mind, I won't go there...*L*

December 18, 2002
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Stupid stunts? UH, I have to many to single out just one.

December 18, 2002
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Hm, don't suppose marrying someone 17 years your senior that you've known oh about 2 months counts as a stupid stunt? Nah, didn't think so. So I'm with squeezles, never done anything stupid or stuntlike in my life.

Although... in September, BF and I had a little hot water romp in his apartment hottub. It closes at 10pm, so around midnight we climbed over the locked fence in the rain, got cozy, and suddenly, we heard from a balcony across the way this female scream and then her shout out "Oh Ralph! You're so big!!!" The window banged shut real fast! Apparently, one of BF's neigbors was also getting lucky... with a screamer! We don't think anyone saw us though. We were very discreet, naturally.

December 18, 2002
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One of my most stupid stunts was during stundent times to drink a lot of beer, let myself be persuaded to smoke marihuana, and then get behind the wheel of my car.

Lycky that a friend was whith me, she stopped me after half a kilometer. I was in no condition to drive anything.

But why on earth would you consider having sex in excitingly romantic outdoor settings a stupid stunt? No, to have sex somewhere in the woods, and pick a mayor anthill (one of those nasty small red ant's places) to put the blanket on, that was really a silly thing to do....

December 18, 2002
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I am with gypsy on the stupid stunts, have to many to share. Yes eve having sex on top of the ants is really a silly thing to do. I was just at my ,well you know when I got the hell stung out of me. Put a BIG damper on the moment and have to say was the worst ant bit I ever had. Must of really pissed them off...lol

Hhhmmm can't say I ever cut anyone with scissors, especially the tip of their nose...LOL

Waxing my crotch last year was pretty stupid and I have to say the pain was more that I cared for, especially there.

December 18, 2002
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I LOVE this thread...just the laughs I needed today...

"Oh Ralph, you're so big!" ....oh my God, I gotta remember that line...LOL...you guys are all pretty funny! Yes, Ginger the first marriage on your part was quite a stunt...do anything for a laugh right?? Me too...was married for 3mos. left, 2 more months, left, in less than a year I was divorded...quite the comic myself..

oooooohhhhh Angie, not the crotch...owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...and then the regrowth......*scratch scratch.*...like what they used to do when you had a baby...but hot wax??
uh uh....too much pain for a married woman...now if I was single, it might be worth it...*grin*

December 18, 2002
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Once blind drunk, I hailed a cop car thinking it was a cab. I got in and said, "To the Air Force base thanks driver... " The car never moved. I looked up to find out why, only to see his chevrons. He looked gob smacked!

Anyway ... seeing the funny side of it and realizing that I was a serviceman, the copper drove me to the highway leading to my base and said, "I'll be back in 5 minutes. If I see you, you will spend the night in the lock up." I could hardly walk but I ran like hell. šŸ™‚

December 18, 2002
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Tez, I cannot picture you anything but totally sober and philosphical...
*smile*.... A cop! I love it...

December 18, 2002
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ROFL

December 18, 2002
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Alena no it wasen't hot wax just the strips. The key is after you wax or shave, just don't let it grow back. Then you don't have to deal with the regrowth fun. I have the lighting bolt thing going on right now and I don't think I could ever let the bush grow out again. Life is so much nicer during that time of the month, and for other reasons I won't go into...hehehe

Tez I can just see you running down the road now...lol

December 19, 2002
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Geez, I have quite a few stupid stunts now that I stop and think about it...hmmm...how depressing that some of you guys don't have any....uh, maybe I AM just stupid.. šŸ™‚

Does everyone at least have one of those "That 70's Show" stories about necking in the car and cop shines his light in the back seat at you? Oh, come on, fess up , you do TOO...no?
Or how about when I was in high school in the dead of winter and said bf and I were parked out on a country road with the CAR RUNNING for heat in a snowstorm, "neckin" and we ran out of gas and bf had to hike to a strangers house, call MY DAD to come get us? THAT was real fun.....I was mortified...and Dad sure wasn't laughin...

And then there are soooo many stories that involve good old alcohol...some of the funniest ones....

December 19, 2002
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Yes in my early days of college I was caught necking in the car with the flash light in the face and all. I will never forget the look on his face when he saw the person I was with wasn't a guy. At the time it wasn't funny to me at all, but now I think about it, we probably made his day : )

December 19, 2002
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That's funny Angie! I can just see his face, what did he say? "uh...move on...."

December 19, 2002
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How about hitting on the paramedic while he is treating you for ODing?

December 24, 2002
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How about sneaking to the boyfriends house on lunch hour from school to have a quickie and climbing up on your boyfriend and riding him like a cowgirl and your boyfriend's mom unexpectedly coming home for lunch too. BLUSH! LOL

December 24, 2002
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~~angie~~ I THOUGHT U WERE A GIRL? OR MAYBE I DIDNT GET THIS LINE "Waxing my crotch last year was pretty stupid"? UR CROTCH? DOESNT THAT MEANS A GUYS IN BETWEEN LEGS???

IS EVERYBODY THAT HAS POSTED HERE MORE THAN 20???? CAUSE DAMN, IT SEEMS LIKE AM THE ONLY ONE WHO HASNT DONE IT!!!!! I'LL DO IT SOMEDAY THOU.

December 24, 2002
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anybody can tell me what a quickie is maybe through email? [email protected] if u cant, thats fine. maybe when i have an american horny bf, he'll tell me everything i dont know!!! šŸ™ feels so stupid.

December 24, 2002
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lisset Yes I am a girl and a crotch really is the angle where two things divide like legs for instance, can be male are female.

As far as a quickie goes I see it as No foreplay just go right for the orgasm. I think men can relate to guickies more than females.

December 27, 2002
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aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh......

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