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some humour for today
February 21, 2005
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Positive thought for the day...
When you feel that nobody loves you,
Nobody cares for you,
And everyone is ignoring you,
You should start asking yourself...............

Am I just TOO sexy?

February 21, 2005
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Another one:

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know
what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom
before he goes to work.
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a
piece of ass!"

February 21, 2005
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LOLOLOLOLOL....
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Thank you Msguud!! I was feeling so bummed today, becasue when I was trying to findsomething "nice" to wear in my closet to go out to dinner..even my fat clothes aretight now, adnI just burst into tears. My husband was very sweet about it, and held be as My ass, and stomach were being suffocated in the pants I couldnt button, But I am still depressed. I wont go on about it, but I needed the humor... Thank you!!!!

February 21, 2005
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AAHHH! How funny that is. Nice to see humor.

addicts wife: Hope you can pull yourself out of being depressed. No fun being there. Come back up in the sunshine w/ the rest of us. We love you.

February 21, 2005
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Thanks mamaC........Im avoiding "that road" Been doen it enough to know t ofind another route....Basically just "frustrated" But thank YOU for your kind words... Im headied up to the sunny side of the street.

February 21, 2005
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hi everyone,
I am definitely too sexy!

February 21, 2005
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OMG, that is too funny! I haven't been here for awhile, just checkin' in today. But, that was definitely what I needed. Thanks!

February 21, 2005
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I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, yes just too sexy....LOL

What a nice ending to a blah day ms!

February 21, 2005
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Let's face it ladies.....WE'RE ALL TOO SEXY 🙂

Thanks for the humor. I really needed it today. I'm actually glad to get back to work tomorrow so I can have other problems to focus on other than my own.

February 21, 2005
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This is hilllllllllarious!!! LOL

February 22, 2005
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I lol so hard I peed my pants, I've got one of them, for a husband. All I would like is the chocolate. Thanks for the laugh.

e.a.d.

February 22, 2005
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Here's another one for the girls:

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona
when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a word or two of thanks, she got in the car. After resuming the journey and a bit of small talk, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

What's in the bag?" asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. Got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for a moment, and then speaking with the Quiet wisdom of an elder said, "Good trade."

HAHAHA

February 22, 2005
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yes,, that is a good one. it made me laugh.

February 22, 2005
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LOL...That was soooo good...anyone have a chocolate triple layer cake with fudge middles and whip cream? That's pretty cheap for a couch potato.....

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