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Silliness - What's the corniest joke you've ever heard?
October 25, 2006
7:39 pm
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I was talking to my mother and she is the master of the corny jokes. She was reading from a book and she told me this one:

"My cat is so smart!"
"Why do you say that?"
"He ate a piece of cheese and then sat by the mouse hole with baited breath!"

I know, pretty awful, but I laughed anyway.

Cheers!

October 25, 2006
9:08 pm
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Q: What do sea monsters eat?

A: Fish and ships.

grooaannnnn...... NEXT!!

October 25, 2006
9:10 pm
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Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton?s Mountain?

A: Lawn Boy.

October 25, 2006
9:13 pm
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OK, one more and then I'll yield the floor. For now :-0

Man: "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4,000 but it?s state of the art!"

Friend: "What kind is it?"

Man: "Twelve-thirty."

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love from kroika, queen of the bottomless well of silliness :0)

October 25, 2006
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A horse walks into a bar. He says "Bartender, gimme a beer. The bartendere turns around, takes one look at the horse and says, "Hey, why the long face?"

October 26, 2006
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What, no more takers??

Here are a few more from my dusty old file...

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Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

A: Because the cow has the udder.

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Q: Why do Arctic peoples wash their clothes in Tide?

A: Because it's too cold out Tide.

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Q: When is a car not a car?

A: When it turns into a driveway.

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Q: Why wouldn't the lobster share his toys?

A: Because he was shellfish.

October 26, 2006
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.

October 26, 2006
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Q. How you catch a unique rabbit?

A. U neek up on it.

Q. How do you catch a tame unique rabbit?

A. Tame way, u neek up on it.

October 26, 2006
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.

Thanks to my 11 year old for that one!:)

October 26, 2006
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Kroika....ROFL....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead.

October 26, 2006
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why do fish swim in water?
because dirt makes them choke!

yep....my 8 year old came up with that one all alone!

October 26, 2006
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Housewife: Did you wash the fishes before you fry them?

Maid: Why should I wash them? Don't they live in water all the time?

October 26, 2006
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Well, I have to jump in...

How do you know you have an elephant under the bed?
Your nose is touching the ceiling........
otay that's it for me..LOL

October 29, 2006
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An elderly man goes to see his doctor..."Doc I am having trouble hearing out of this ear" The doc looks in his ear..."Well no wonder there is a suppository in your ear" The stunned man replies,"Well that explains where my hearing aid is".

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