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rough night at work
April 8, 2004
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actually, most of the night went OK. But I got smacked in the nuts by a heavy box at the end of the shift. My supervisor kept shouting out that I got hit in my "franks and beans," which made me laugh and the pain increase. After I got up off the floor, I still had trouble loading. I'm a little bit better now that I'm home.

God damn. That's the second time in my life I took a real shot to the nads. It's no picnic. I know you gals don't understand this, but I am just out of it right now.

April 8, 2004
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Silence, your description made me laugh. I don't have 'nads of my own, but your writing made me doubly glad that I don't!

April 8, 2004
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Aaaargh!, Poor Silence, at least it was only the one of you got hit, presumably your other half is still safe within your cranial cavity! 🙂
Cheers, K

April 8, 2004
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Yeah Silence,,,I hear that really hurts A LOT!!! I'm glad I don't have all of "that" hanging around on the outside ugh,,,hehehehe.

April 8, 2004
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Sorry about your nads, Silence. Does putting ice on the family jewels help any?

April 8, 2004
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This is kinda funny.. You all are wishing his nuts well.... hehehe

You did this on purpose, didn't you silence? You have a very currupt, and FUNNY sense of humor... I like it.

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April 8, 2004
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It's not like I did that last night to brighten your day. That event just happened to be the only interesting thing that occured to me.

April 8, 2004
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I am going in tonight and asking my supervisor to kiss it to make it feel better. No shortage of "teabag" jokes going around these days.

April 8, 2004
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franks and beans... LOL Silence...

I wonder if it's anything like getting hit by a sharp corner or object right in the boob. Probably.

peaches-
grapefruits-
avacados-
oranges - how come no one calls them oranges?

April 8, 2004
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well. not just franks and beans. He went through the whole array of food stuffs last night. He has a radio so he was constantly calling into simulation about my situation.

He got whacked in the noodle, get someone down here.

He took one in the marbles. We need another loader.

he took a hit to the jewels. I'm surprised it was able to hit something so small. Get so-and-so down here now.

April 8, 2004
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OMG, you are making me laugh so hard I have tears running down my face. I'm so sorry that happened to you but it's good that you have a sense of humor about it.

April 8, 2004
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Well, OK, I know its not supposed to be funny.....but even I, with my total lack of US colloquial humor has to..........ha ha ha h......ha to l.l.lau...gh at that!
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K
I think I need some language instruction here.

April 8, 2004
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well... a kick in the balls is funny unless you are the kickee

April 8, 2004
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Have a better night at work, Silence!

April 8, 2004
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You said yourself you laughed too...

April 8, 2004
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Yeah I think you should have your supervisor kiss it better that might shut him up right, : )

April 8, 2004
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Er - pardon me for asking, but what's a 'teabag' joke?

April 8, 2004
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On second thoughts - no - don't tell me. I'm better off not knowing.

April 8, 2004
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You can read that definition on your own.

April 9, 2004
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they put me on bitch duty tonight. I guess they want to make sure I'm OK.

April 9, 2004
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Thank you Silence.
How very informative. As you may know, we English usually take tea at four oclock in the afternooon, or thereabouts. Personally I have always preferred leaf tea, (and a slice of Madeira cake)as it seems to have much the better flavour, and one knows that one is getting leaves rather than the swept-up dust from the floor, but I now see that teabags have their place for certain afficionados.
I couldn't help noticing the previous definition in the list. Would there be any particular kind of biscuit you could recommend?. (I have never gone in for 'dunking', by the way)

K

April 9, 2004
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Silence, you crack me up, bitch duty, and what exactly does bitch duty entail?

April 9, 2004
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Me too, I was wondering about 'bitch duty', (I couldnt find it on Silence's site) so I'm glad someone else has asked. I'm so ignorant!!

April 9, 2004
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Kessie how are you I havent talked to you in awhile?

April 9, 2004
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I'm OK, just gone quiet. Now that I've extricated myself from my bad relationship - I feel a bit 'flat'. Need to recharge the batteries I expect. (Also, I get confused with all these threads, - I forget which ones I've posted on!) Thankyou for asking - and how are you?

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