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August 30, 2002
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You know that Prograssive commercial where those parents ream out their kid because she didn't look for the best deal on her tongue piercing? I was just thinking about that and those parents suck. I mean, there are some things that you really don't want to search for the lowest bidder on. I think body piercings are pretty high on that list. Don't you want to spend a bit more money on somebody that knows what they're doing when it comes to something like that?

August 30, 2002
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Actually, the one that hurts the most is that beer commercial with the captain. Reminds me what being a man my age should be about.

August 30, 2002
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Isn't it the malted version of Captain Morgan's spiced rum? Now everytime I see that dude with the afro holding the door open for "a lady, her sister, her cousin, her friend and someone she kinda knows from the gym" I will always think of you, Silence...

August 30, 2002
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Great. I've finally left some form of a legacy.

August 30, 2002
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"I seem to have grown a second... evil head..."

August 30, 2002
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I generally don't like commercials, but those ones are genius.

August 30, 2002
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What about the K-mart one with the gay black man dancknig in his boxers? I hate that one it bothers me.

August 31, 2002
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I haven't seen that one, gypsy. I canceled my cable because AT&T pisses me off. I miss my southpark reruns.... šŸ™ They had a really good one on last month, there was this dude leading a cult, and Jesus had to be brought in to stop him. Jesus enlisted the help of his "Super Best Friends", a play off the Hall of Justice Super Friends. I think it was Jesus, Bhuddha, and other leaders of some of the major world religions. The premise of it was cool, showing all the different faiths sort of banding together to fight this evil cult dude, but since it was south park, they had to have an extra super friend in there called Sea Man, you can see where that was going. Nothing funnier than watching Bhuddha make a crude bodily fluid joke about Sea Man's name. It was SOOO wrong, but so sickly funny.

They did beat the evil cult dude in the end, of course.

August 31, 2002
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Cult dude? That was magician David Blaine. Sorry, but I am the ultimate South Park geek. And I don't think I've seen the K-mart commercial either.

August 31, 2002
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Blondie, the only need I have for another computer geek in my life is one that can write a program to kill real life bugs. Spiders that is. I killed a black widow last night and then a "common" house spider this morning (still big, brown and ugly) and I'm getting far too good at identifying these things. Now the Orkin Man, on the other hand, send him my way!!! Speaking of, there's another commercial... "Orkin Man, Orkin Man..."

And yes, I love south park. Some of it is a little gross for my taste, but watching it and laughing at least gets my frustrations out that I would normally vent on coworkers who reallllly need it. Imagine, being in a meeting, and someone farts... you can't laugh, but I have it even worse, because what pops into my head is "mmmm, somebody's bakin' brownies..."

Happy Saturday, all.

September 2, 2002
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Anybody read today's Far Side calendar? Now there's a man who is totally screwed.

September 9, 2002
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Damn. What kind of hermaphrodite do these e-mail spammers think I am? I have "Britney Spears anal hardcore" followed by "Get a bigger penis by taking pills" to "Anna K. prison gang rape" finished off by "Increase your bust size today."

Can these guys at least cross off the bigger titties ads when referenced with the bigger dick ads?

September 9, 2002
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LOL...don't get that kind of action here silence...you can't get that stuff made to order!!

September 9, 2002
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haha that stuff is such a pain in the arse.
I think my younger brother likes it though. šŸ˜‰

September 10, 2002
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I'm starting to wish I'd read the 'we have college degrees for $24.95' email before I decided to waste (currently, with a bleak future ahead) 7 years of my life at Uni. With all the $ I've spent on my education so far I could have bought shit loads of those by now. I think I'll take one in Engineering; one in Physics and hell why not a Medical degree?

Hmmm I think I'm addicted to pringles.

I have 46 1st year Psychology essays to mark. God! There must be an easier way to make money *dreams of being the person who folds junk mail and puts it in envelopes*.

I need another pringle.

September 15, 2002
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This never occured to me before. But I was writing an away message for my machine and at the end I said, "You can talk to my computer if you want to. She likes it." I wrote it without even thinking. I feel like my computer is a female. Is that a sexist thing, or does it go in the same category as men calling their cars or boats girls as well?

Do women refer to their computers with a masculine epitaph?

Damn I hate being stuck with only the Cowboys game to watch. That's blasphemy for us Philly people.

September 15, 2002
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I refer to mine as 'a useless piece of s**t'.

September 16, 2002
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LOL Squeezles.

Well Silence, I feel like my laptop is probably a boy, he tells me he can do all these great things for me but I'm still always waiting for him to hurry up and finish.

Oh my god did I just say that?

My car though... my car is a girl, a cool fast little chick, and she and I go on road trips together, and all the cute guys turn to stare at the pair of us. Well, that's my little dream world anyway. But seriously, I feel like my car is my partner in crime, definitely a girl.

September 16, 2002
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My car is a boy - it's silver so his racing name is 'Quick' (Yes, that's right as in Quick silver). But his 'every day' name is 'Harry' (it's a Holden - so his full name is 'Harry Holden').

*[email protected]* I feel I need to see someone for this.

But before I do, I must get on to naming my household appliances.

*runs to say hello to Freddy Fridge*

September 16, 2002
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My computer is definitely male.
He doesn't see the simplest, most ovious everyday tasks, you always have to tell him what to do. He doesn't do the reasonable thing, but stubbornly insists on 'playing by the rules'.
And if he catches a virus, he doesn't pull himself together, no you have to fuss endlessly over him, and give him lots of support and sometimes a kick to get him going again.

And my car is definitely female. Reliable and reason able. Quite quick and smart (when handled whith care). And she can take a lot and carry her load.

Ugh, sorry - this doesn't really seem politically correct.

September 16, 2002
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Well, since you're a female bashing men, then it's not politically incorrect.

I believe the common definition for politcally correct is that any minority group is allowed to make fun of the majority, but the majority isn't allowed to say jack shit.

It's not in webster's yet, but it will be.

September 16, 2002
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Eve,

My thoughts exactly!!!

September 17, 2002
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Silence, maybe you should write a book. I can hear you now... a book about what? Well,why does it have to be specifically about anything? It could still be entertaining. It worked for Seinfeld...

September 17, 2002
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my car is a girl. im a girl.
i think its a girl because its small and cute and quiet.
She sometimes breaks down, but i think it must be that time of the month for her.

September 17, 2002
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i already tried to write a book this summer. I got writer's block very early into it. The big problem is that I knew exactly what was going to happen in the story. I just plain couldn't write anything after a while. I lack that one key factor called motivation.

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