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January 15, 2011
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Since the Dolls got sent to the archives, and some of the posts were lost, I'm gonna repost them!! 

January 15, 2011
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1. Bifocals Barbie - Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.

2. Hot Flash Barbie - Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with hand-held fan and tiny tissues.
3. Facial Hair Barbie - As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teeny tweezers and magnifying mirror.
4. Flabby Arms Barbie - Good news on the tummy front, too - moomoos with tummy-support panels are included.
5. Bunion Barbie - Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie - Erase those pesky crow's feet and lip lines wiith a tube of Skin Sparkle Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.
7. Soccer Mom Barbie - All that experience as a cheer-leader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white, and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.
8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie - It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered... along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Is Hard to Do."
9. Divorced Barbie - Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.
10. Recovery Barbie - Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book, coffee cup and pack of smokes.
11. Post-Menopausal Barbie - This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries alot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.

January 15, 2011
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This is making me mad

January 15, 2011
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Perimenopausal Barbie

 

Ask her, "Honey, have you seen …" three times in a row and her head pops off. Pull the cord and the Perimenopausal Barbie says, “Make your own damn dinner!,” "Not tonight, I have a headache!",“Do you have this in a size 16?, and "Is the air on in here- it's hot!"

Comes with a tiny bottle of fish oil, a sounds of nature CD, and a battery operated, hand held fan. Battery not included.

January 15, 2011
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Homeless Barbie

Doesn't come with much. Three used coats, a shopping cart and a used refrigerator box.

January 16, 2011
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No sign to hold up in the parking lot at the grocery store?

January 16, 2011
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Cardboard sign sold separately. 

January 16, 2011
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Pagan Barbie. 

 

She has straight natural hair.  Wearing a hand loomed, embroidered dress, tapestry purse, hexagon necklace, and Birkenstocks. 

Pull her cord and she chants. 

 

Comes with cat, amethyst bowl, mortar and pestle.  Dowsing rods sold separately. 

January 16, 2011
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Pageant Mom Barbie. Comes with Little Miss Darlin doll in full pageant costume, including tiara. Curling iron, hairspray, garment bags, tanning spray, butt glue.

 

Pull her cord and she says,
 
"Big Smile, honey!!,
"walk with more sass in your frass, missy"
"We need to touch up your roots"
"my daughter is the most beautiful"
"My little girl is doing it because it makes her feel special"
 
Tiara case and hairpieces sold separately.
January 16, 2011
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Orthodontia Barbie (guaranteed to make little girls, and big ones, with braces feel better).

 

Barbie wears braces, headgear. Comes in the box with an orthodontic office backdrop. Chair, ovehead lights, spit sink. Small pouch of rubber bands, small pouch of wax included.

 

Ken as orthodontist sold separately.
 Barbie as hygienist sold separately.
Orthodontic office furniture sold separately.
 
To be followed by Retainer Barbie. small retainer case included.
January 17, 2011
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Ken as Billy the Exterminator. 
Billy Bretherton is wearing black leather pants, boots with spurs on them, and a black Vexcon T-shirt with skull and crossbones.  On his hands are black driving gloves.  He wears glasses, has long blond hair, wears a bulky silver ankh necklace, and has a huge cross tattooed on his arm. On each wrist, he sports studded leather bracelets.
 
Happy Family Gramma as Donnie, with blonde poofy hair, holding a telephone , Happy Family Grandpa as Bill, Sr., and brother Ricky are all sold separately.
 
Billy's studded Vexcon T-shirt sold separately. 
Possums for relocation are sold separately.
Water mocassins for humane relocation are sold separately.
Bats, gophers, beavers, raccoons sold separately. 
 
January 17, 2011
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Redneck Barbie - Bleached Blonde hair with 2 inches of dark roots showing, tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder, and cherry red fake fingernails. Wearing camo capris and sequined halter top. Extra hot pink sundress and Nascar jacket ensemble included.

 
She comes with a six-pack of Bud light, six scrunchies, a Hank Williams Jr. CD set, paintball gun, fishin pole and huntin rifle. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken’s butt when she is drunk.
 
Pull her cord and she says, "Hah y'all"
"The South's gonna do it again"
"if I caint git it at walmart I dont want it"
 
Purchase her pickup truck separately and get the confederate flag bumper sticker free.
January 18, 2011
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Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday gift idea or for a Hospital Series.

Barbie in hospital orthopedic adjustable traction bed. Small bedside table included. She's wearing a hospital gown, leg in pink cast and traction boot, small catheter bag. Has remote control for tiny tv, an IV pole, AND a morphine pump.
Pull her cord and she says, "I had too much eggnog!!" " Now I believe." "sign my cast!" "It's time for my pain meds"
Ken as Doctor, crutches and wheelchair sold separately.
January 18, 2011
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Swiffer Barbie

 

Wearing sweats, t-shirt, tennis shoes, her hair pulled back with an old tube top. Swiffer mop sewn to Barbie's hand. Comes with, laundry basket, pink feather duster. Miniature bottle of bleach, blue ammonia, toilet brush and furniture polish are arranged in a pink cleaning caddy. Comes with a copy of Flylady's Sink Dreams.
Dustbuster sold separately.
Barbie vacuum sold separately. Pull her cord and she says,
"You can do anything for 15 minutes"
"I love to watch Clean House."
January 21, 2011
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Love the "Barbie-Got-Run-Over-By-A-Reindeer" posting!  HILARIOUS.

-  MaLaugh

January 23, 2011
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Alan as Wayne and Ken as Garth. Both hav shaggy hair and wear t-shirts, faded jeans, tennis shoes. Wayne wears a ball cap that says "Wayne's world" Garth adds a flannel shirt over his t-shirt and is wearing his trademark dark tortoise shell glasses.
Pull Wayne's cord and hear him say, "I'm the leprechaun" "Party on Garth" "Are you mental? We broke up. Get the net" "No way"
Pull Garth's cord and he'll say, "She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class. "
"Party on Wayne" "Oh no don't look, it's Stacy" "Way"
Pull either of their cords and hear them say "Shwing"
Polynesian Barbie as Cassandra sold separately.

January 23, 2011
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Narcissist Ken
  
Of course, his hair is perfect, and his teeth gleam in a winning smile. This model's eyes have a tiny twinkle painted on them. He comes with several ensembles for the beach, evening, and casual day.
Blow dryer, manicure tools, moisturising creams, and oversized mirror are included.
 
Pull his cord and he says,

"I always wanted to work, but Barbie didn't want me to"
"I know what you are, but what am I?"
"I'm not to blame"
"Do as I say and not as I do"
"Attention, attention please!"
"Let's not dwell on the past, ok honey?"
"It's not over till I say it's over"
"You need me."
Man vanity sold separately.
Ken's Armoire and shoe racks are sold separately.

 

January 23, 2011
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Roller Derby Barbie-
 
Barbie as  Injure Rogers. Her hair is pulled back in a ponytail, under a pink crash helmet. Black Tee has a vivid glittered lightning bolt running diagonally from left shoulder to under her rt preast. (plastic breast), eensy teensy tiny hot pink skirt, pink panties, black fishnet stockings, pink knee pads, pink skates. Her elbows are bendable, for elbowing opponents in the ribs. Roller Derby Barbie- named Injure Rogers. Her hair is pulled back in a ponytail, under a pink crash helmet. Black Tee has a vivid glittered lightning bolt running diagonally from left shoulder to under her rt preast. (plastic breast), eensy teensy tiny hot pink skirt, pink panties, black fishnet stockings, pink knee pads, pink skates. Her elbows are bendable, for elbowing opponents in the ribs.
Injure Rogers' box backdrop is a rink and howling mob audience.
Pull her chain, and she growls, "I'll kill you bitch." " Get outta my way" 'you gonna DIE"
Her opponent, Kelly Ripya is sold separately.
Ken as referee Zebra Jack, clothed in traditional striped referee ensemble, sold separately.
 
 
Roller costumes made by Happy Family Grandma. Forced by the economy, and Happy Family Grandpa's bad back and gambling problems, to make extra money, she now supplements the household income by making costumes for many of the Barbies in the "entertainment" industry - strippers, rollerbabes, but HFG goes by an alias - StitchBitch. She doesn't want the rest of the Happy Family to know. StitchBitch is her trademark, and labels as such are sewn into each of the costumes she makes. As she sews, she contemplates writing memoirs of her stitchbitchin days. She wants to call it SewingB.
Tape measure, pincushion, and sewing machine included. Serger sold separately.
Injure Rogers' box backdrop is a rink and howling mob audience.
Pull her chain, and she growls, "I'll kill you bitch." " Get outta my way" 'you gonna DIE"
Her opponent, Kelly Ripya is sold separately.
Ken as referee Zebra Jack, clothed in traditional striped referee ensemble, sold separately.
Roller costumes made by Happy Family Grandma. Forced by the economy, and Happy Family Grandpa's bad back and gambling problems, to make extra money, she now supplements the household income by making costumes for many of the Barbies in the "entertainment" industry - strippers, rollerbabes, but HFG goes by an alias - StitchBitch. She doesn't want the rest of the Happy Family to know. StitchBitch is her trademark, and labels as such are sewn into each of the costumes she makes. As she sews, she contemplates writing memoirs of her stitchbitchin days. She wants to call it SewingB.
Tape measure, pincushion, and sewing machine included. Serger sold separately.
January 24, 2011
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Mall Cop Ken Ken as Mall Cop

 

Since Ken was fired from the police dept, he now works in "private surveillance"
He is wearing navy slacks, black shoes, and a white shirt with a company logo patch on his breast pocket. He sports a billy club and walkie talkie. To determine his daily permissable calorie intake from donuts, he has a pedometer under his pant leg, so he can keep track of how many miles of mall he walks each day.
January 24, 2011
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Laser Hair Removal Therapist Barbie Barbie as Melani N. Comes with laser and numbing creams. Protective sunglasses, ultrasound gel, lasertherapy unit, Comes with depilatory creams to apply to the bikini line of Pseudofolliculitis Barbie. Razor Burn Ken is included, to avoid gender discrimination issues.

January 24, 2011
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Bush's Baked Beans Jay and Duke

 

Ken as Jay is wearing a blue T-shirt and jeans. He is mostly bald, wearing small wire rimmed glasses. A can of beans is sewn to his hand. Jay is accompanied by Duke, the dog. He talks too. Uh oh.
Beautiful Bean footage sold separately.
January 24, 2011
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Grudge Barbie

 

Barbie as Kayako Saeki.
Wearing a white nightgown, her stringy black hair obscures all but one horrified eye.
Pull her string, which is actually her spinal cord, and hear her rasp. "uh uh uh uh"
Push a button in her back and her 3 foot tongue will roll out of her mouth.
Dead constantly-falling -out -of- closet cat included. When cat hits a surface, it yowls.
Kayako comes in a box that has a backdrop of a scene from The Grudge, a shadowy house, a hanging man, and a small boy swinging his corpse.

January 24, 2011
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Barbie and Friends is now available in a set as the "Clean House" cast.
Valentine Style Barbie as Niecy. Niecy, with hand on hip, is wearing a form fitting red dress, red pumps, and a fabbaluss matching flower in her long silky black hair. Lipstick matches the flower.
Also included in this set is a change of clothes for each, as the metamorphosis takes place over at least two days.
Sewn to Niecy's hand are tiny hundred dollar bills - ten of them, the thousand they put toward the renovations.
Pull Niecy's cord, and hear her say gently, "This mess is a sign of a deeper problem"
08 holiday Barbie as Trish, the Yard Sale Diva, looking tall, blonde, and fabbaluss - holding a yard sale sign. She says, "What will it take to get you to let this go?"
Ken as Matt, he comes mounted on a 2x4, - holding a small hammer and small saw. Hear him say, "I'll try to get it done in a day"
Ricky as Mark, wearing small black glasses. He's holding throw pillows in one hand and a can of orange paint, (OMG FOR THE LIVING ROOM!!!), in another. He says " Everythings has to go" "Yes, all of it" "Here's what I have in mind"
One Barbie's Messy House included. Re-enact your favorite episodes!!! Pile all Barbie and Ken's old clothes over sofas, sinks, bed. Chunk some purses and dirty dishes there, too. Leave no floor space available, so the cast can say, "Niecy be careful", "watch your step" when she tiptoes through the debris.
Furniture slipcovers, tiny Yard sale signs, duct tape are included.
Messy Family must be purchased separately. Clean House can still be re-enacted without them. Just pretend the family is at the motel.
Makeover furniture sold separately.
Makeover carpet sold separately.
Makeover drapes sold separately.
Barbie's Messiest House sold separately.
Miniature jumbo storage boxes may be purchased separately in sets of three.
This will teach little girls, and boys, that neatness is important, yard sales can be fun, and that it's possible to restore order to chaos in a fun and creative way.
Before the cast of Hoarders is called.
That's so much worse.
January 25, 2011
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Ken and Allan as the Blues Brothers. Wearing dark suits, white shirts, black ties, white socks, black shoes, dark sunglasses, black hats.
Gimme some lovin CD comes with pair.
 
Pull Jake's string and he might say, "how much for the little girl? the women? I want to buy the women ..."

Pull Elwood's and hear "We're on a mission from god"
Squad car will be auctioned and sold to the highest bidder. Elwood's hot plate and can of beans sold separately for &1.77.
 
Barbie as Carrie Fisher as Jake's stalker ex - the Mystery Woman - sold separately. Pull her string and hear her say, "you contemptible pig" or "for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother."
January 25, 2011
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Ken as Frasier

His slightly wide-eyed, mystified expression and stilted affect is typified well by original Ken with painted hair. Wearing an impeccably tailored dark suit, elegant shoes, holding a cup of latte.
Box's backdrop is the radio sound booth. Head phones, microphone included. Barbie as Roz sold separately.
Blonde Ricky as Niles sold separately.
Barbie as Daphne, wearing a Freudian slip and a blue bathrobe sold separately.
Martin, Eddie and Martin's chair sold separately.
Pull his string and hear him say, "Have you read Pulling Your Own Strings by wayne dyer?"
"I'm listening"
"How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex *is* what we want!"
"Dear Roz. Dear, silly Roz. Dear, silly, horny Roz."
"Frasier has left the building"
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