> The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
> The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor
> of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
> But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your
> first request?"
> The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
> Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in
> Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
> Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his
> back.
> As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and
> spends the night.
> The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very
> fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days.
> What is your second request?"
> The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
> Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As
> before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the
> horizon.
> Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this
> time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde.
> She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
> The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
> "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
> What is your last request."
> The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone."
> The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone
> Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both
> ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen carefully, for the
> last time. I said "BRING POSSE!"