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Just for fun....Maintaining Insanity
November 9, 2006
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Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with
that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All
Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Send This To Someone To
Make Them Smile.

November 9, 2006
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lol funny. #17 made me laugh outloud. lol

November 9, 2006
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mama-

I thought that humor would be found in this, and sometimes, I think we just need that.

Mich

November 9, 2006
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very funny...I've already used #15, but I was serious when I said it too.

November 9, 2006
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Thanks for the laugh, SiM! Those are hilarious!!!

TC

November 9, 2006
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I like the saying

" Take me Drunk I'm home again"

Bel

November 9, 2006
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thanks Mich for sharing that- it made me smile and laugh this a.m. : )

November 9, 2006
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Thanks Mich

I just sent a copy to my sister.

Hugs...CJ

November 9, 2006
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Those are hysterical!!! Thanks for the belly laugh today:)

Plz~

November 9, 2006
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Thanks Mich for making me laugh. You really made my nite. I will send them to someone special.

November 9, 2006
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Thanks for that Mich...those are great!

November 10, 2006
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Thanks SiM,

I laughed out loud the whole time....I've printed it out and will share - - great stuff, I needed that!!! Did you make that up?

I ought to be some type of poster!!!!

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