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joke: why marry a third
October 18, 2006
6:17 pm
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A: There once was a person from Lyme

A: Who married three wives at a time.

B: When asked "Why a third?"

B: He replied, "One’s absurd!

A: And bigamy, sir, is a crime!"

And it rhymes!! πŸ™‚ Must be true! πŸ˜‰

October 18, 2006
9:21 pm
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Guess it is like:

If at first you don't succeed
try!
try!
(and try!)
again.

or "Three times is the charm!"

WOW, Liz Taylor married, what, eight times? Twice to the same man.. Burton. Or has she been married more than 8 times now?

October 19, 2006
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AND lets not forget......Once, twice, three times your out!!!

October 19, 2006
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All that comes to my mind is:

1, 2...buckle my shoe...

3, 4...shut the door.....

If I could only just learn that. πŸ™‚

October 19, 2006
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I think it should take as long to get married as it does a divorce. You should have to go through marriage counceling or some sort of counceling together for 6 months and then you would find out many things about the partners. Our divorce rate is no good (60%) and rising. This just happened-there are more unmarried people than there are married people in this world today. This is the first time this has happened. There is no reason why it takes 10 minutes to get married (court marriage) and then it takes 6 months (minimum) to get a divorce. They should be equal. However, they really need to teach about this in school to our high schoolers. Divorce rate for getting married as a teen is 80%. Priorities in this world are backwards...Just my thoughts. I would think you would learn by the second marriage not to marry a third time.

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