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I think we need to Laugh dumb or not
October 25, 2001
8:43 pm
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Molly
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Trick or Treat vs. Sex
The top 10 reasons why Trick or Treating is Better than Sex!!!
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minuets and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you the candy.
6. The person giving you the candy most likely doesn't fantasize your someone else
5. If you get a stomach ache it won't last 9 months
4. If you wear your batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky
3. Doesn't matter how loud you are and if the kids hear you .
2. No guilt the next morning
The # 1 reason-------------------
1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
Ok, sorry.......... he he 🙂 trick or treat right??????????

October 25, 2001
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Blondie, you think you can just run that "even a famous one" by us and nobody is going to jump on it????

Wrong.

Who is he?? C'mon, just give initials.

*(smile)

October 26, 2001
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Molly ROFLMAO
I really liked this one. Some of this is so ture.

Blondie I also have to agree that chocolate is the best. Better than some of the sex I have had also.

October 26, 2001
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Suddenly I feel the need for candy. Lots of it. Or maybe a pint of Ben and Jerry's Concession Obsession. Yummmm!

October 26, 2001
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I envy you Americans Molly...(smile)...you should try trick or treating in England! Over here you either find no one is in or the 'adults' (I am 21) have no idea what day it is! Last year me and friends got a load of stuff in for the kids we knew would be coming round, but instead of sweets we gave them cans of pudding, biscuits, milkshakes in cartons, chips and sandwiches! They thought we were the weird ones! The thing was we were only poor students and had got everything on special offer at the supermarket!
(hugs) thanks for the laugh,
Becca xx

October 26, 2001
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Again BlondieNYC...Who is this famous one???? You have us all wondering.

October 27, 2001
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Oh my God, Blondie, Captain Kirk!!!

Did he beam you up?? uh, no, that was Scotty's job no??

October 27, 2001
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Mine's Turkey Hill Light Choc Chip Mint (cheaper too & less fat). but the chips are shredded....mmmmm
So, how's Cap'n Kird's "beamer" (only kidding that was a rhetorical question!)

October 29, 2001
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come on blondie we want details.....

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