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May 25, 2007
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So I went out and was getting some arts and crafts supplies so that I could start trying to keep myself busy and all that and the clerk kept giving me this wierd look. I couldn't figure out why. So, anyway, I got in the car and looked in the mirror and realized that the face mask which is white and cakey was still all over my face. I looked rediculus. It was funny though.

May 25, 2007
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LOL... O man I love it. that is so totally something I would do, the other day I was ready for work, I was walking out the door and my daughter asked if I was going to wear my PJ's to work.
that would have been funny, good thing she was there.

May 25, 2007
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OMG! I'm cracking up now (sorry) but that is hilarious. I needed that, thanks!! 🙂

May 25, 2007
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Hee hee hee.

I went on a (first) date a few months ago and it was a very cold windy day and I was all bundled up, could hardly move I had so many clothes on. I used a restroom at one point, we went to the car, went somewhere else, got out to walk around some tidepools. Then the guy said "Wait a minute" and walked behind me- and pulled the toilet seat protector from out of my pants! Gawd- talk about embarassing.

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May 25, 2007
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This is such a funny thread. Thank you loverbee for starting it. I once went to school wearing two different shoes on. They were different colour and different heel size. I mean atleast one inch difference and I didn't feel it until one of my fellow teachers asked me if I was trying to make a new fashion statement. I dressed very chic when I went to work so I just looked ridiculous!!! thank God I had my running shoes in the car.

May 25, 2007
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I didn't get much sleep but when I think of all the rediculous things I have done it is just sad but funy. When my sister was packing for college, I was 13 at the time and we got the car packed and my mom said that it was so packed I was only going to be able to bring one pair of underware to take her up. So that is exactly what I did. I packed up a pair and put them in my pocket. About three hours on the road and my mom said "hey wait, wheres your stuff m" and I said "in my pocket just like you said." Everyone was laughing but me and now years later I find it hilarious.

May 25, 2007
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I am so glad that we are able to laugh at ourselves. I find that people who take themselves too seriously get very boring very quickly.

May 25, 2007
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm something funny. My friend thinks that I am funny. One of the funniest things that happen to me is that when I am overdressed, the weather tends to be hot even too hot and vice versa which makes me frustrated and unable to trust the weather cast.

Quite often when I bring forth my umbrella and every thing says it's a rainy day. Well, guess what? It does not rain and vice versa, when I happen with my best intention that the weather is fabulous which it is indeed, all of a sudden unexpectedly & out of the blue the it rains.

Once I left home and went out, the moment I stepped out, it started pouring rain. I felt frustrated and sought refuge in a store admiring the merchandise. The weather kept raining on a non-stop basis. Then since the rain did not stop, I thought it would be better to get back home. The moment I arrived at my place, all of a sudden, the rain had magically stopped followed by the lovely sun which appreared brightly in the sky.

Is there anything more bugging than that!!!

May 25, 2007
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One of the volunteers I work with told me this story:

She had to take her elderly mother to the doctor for a pelvic exam. Before going they ate lunch at her house. While her mom was having her exam, she sat right outside the room. During the exam the doctor said "my aren't we festive today". She thought this was a strange thing to say during a pelvic exam- especially since her mother was a very conservative lady in dress and demeanor. On the way home she asked her mom about the comment because it bothered her so. After some discussion they discovered that her mother had used what she thought was feminine deodorant spray, but was in fact left over glitter hairspray from Halloween!

Everyone makes mistakes that we can all look back on and enjoy...

I did one recently while practicing my Spanish with my co-workers.

While speaking to a male co-worker I was trying to say "Mi gusta habla espanol y tu (I like speaking spanish with you)"

but what I said was "Mi busta habla espanol y tu (My boobs speak spanish to you)"

unfortunately several other people were also entertained by the mistake- so it was an office joke for a bit... but even I admit that it was a very funny one.

May 26, 2007
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hilarious stories? OH I have MANY.

When I was young, I was having an overnight at my dad's aunt's place...which was a senior citizen place. At 3 a.m. I slept walked into the neighbors apartment, sat down and talked with her before she brought me back. Thank god I left the door open so we could get back in.

When I was 15, my parents went to sneak me into the speed boat ride at the park...I was supposed to have a license, but did not. I put one foot into the boat, when the attendant shouted "stop"...so I stopped...the boat did NOT...it floated out to sea, with one of my feet in it, the other on the dock...needless to say, I fell in the brink...I had a huge orange life preserver on and it was soaked....four lifeguards tried to haul me out of the water, but could not...and because of the life preserver, I could not pull myself out...I had to move myself over to the lower dock and roll up onto it...all this while hundreds of people in line watched.

On a first date, I was eating chinese chicken and brocolli...they don't give you knives and the brocolli was too big to fit in my mouth...so I tried cutting it with the side of my fork...only to have it shoot across the booth into my dates lap...the brown gravy looked bad on his crotch...I didn't get a second date!

My grandma, mom and I used to go out for lobster dinner at christmas time during our yearly shopping trip. One year I drank so much water, ate so much that I couldn't eat desert, but had already ordered it...a huge piece of strawberry shortcake with inches of whipped cream. Gram said if I didn't eat it all, she would shove it in my face...being a smartass, I bent over to touch my nose to it, to get a a dab on my nose...she didn't realize how close I was and tapped the back of my head...leaving me with whipped cream ALL over my face. I almost peed my pants trying to get to the bathroom...the waitress cleaning the table next to us laughed so hard she dumped a bowl of peas on the floor which went rolling all over the place.

Oh, the list could go on.

I don't take myself too seriously...and can easily laugh at myself.

May 26, 2007
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Festive eh? What a pelvic exam that was and made me laugh out loud reading it!

I see humour in so many things ... its great!

My father-in-law lived to be 94, and a good healthy life until the last two years. I asked him when he turned 90 what was his secret of a good life. With his ever present twinkle in his eye he said "You need to do just three things. First, get yourself up, showered and dressed and out the door every morning by nine o'clock even if you are just going to buy a newspaper or milk. Second, make it a goal to learn something new every day. And three, make it a goal to laugh out loud at least four times every day. It sure worked for him ... he was a great man.

May 29, 2007
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I have many also but one I still smile at today was when I put my shoes on the wrong feet once as a kid. My mom mentioned this to me and I shot back, "I don't have any other feet to put them on". This type of humor wasn't appreciated at the time and didn't go over very well.

May 29, 2007
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Hey robert, I think its funny. Haha.

May 29, 2007
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Did I already tell of my first job in Guatemala. We were starting a new program to teach English to Adults so they could get better jobs. the director of the whole shebang introduced me as the English coordinator and then unexpectedly asked me to say a few words. i was embarrassed because I didn't have a speech prepared and my Spanish was not that great at the time so I said I am very embarrassed because the director asked me to speak. What I actually said in spanish was, I am pregnant and it's all his fault.
Whoopee what a dignified way to start a new job.

May 29, 2007
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That is hilarious tiger. I have done a few very retarded but funny things. Well not a few...a ton. I think we all have. My life has remained very interesting because of those retard moments.

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