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Had to share this email I just received...
July 20, 2005
12:32 pm
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SexySadie
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Here's some Therapy for you or 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds l Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

July 20, 2005
12:38 pm
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tee-hee....I'm going to do the diet water one!!

July 20, 2005
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I got that one yesterday! I busted a gut laughing!!

July 20, 2005
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Thanks for the belly laugh, SS!!!

I just forwarded it on to all my girlfriends:)

July 20, 2005
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I needed that laugh tonight.

July 20, 2005
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My favorite two are the one about getting your money from the ATM and screaming I won! I love it!!!!! THe zoo one is pretty funny too!

Thanks Sadie... Heart, DB

July 20, 2005
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Just too funny! What a great read to get home late nite to........number 10 and 11 I think I will try when I get an waiter/waitress that can handle it, or, maybe who might need it! Thanks for sharing, am passing it on for friends as well.

July 20, 2005
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that was cute

July 20, 2005
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You could cover your ears with you hands and start screaming, "stop the music"!

July 21, 2005
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I am 'the princess who never laughed' - not for all the ego-maniac, self-obsessed jesters in the kingdom. But you broke the spell, Sexysadie! Lololol!

What gems! I love the mosquito net! And "sing along at the opera"! (Just imagine the Queen breaking into song, unable to restrain herself any longer.)
Mind you, I often used to skip rather than walk when my kids were in pushchairs ... and I sometimes whistle or hum to myself around the shops ... or recite poetry in declamatory style when walking along the seaside here alone ... hmmm... mad enough already, perhaps?!

Blessings from a cheered-up gazelle 🙂

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