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God can kiss my ass
June 15, 2002
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Is this rain supposed to go on all weekend? How am I supposed to put up a bunch of wet flyers on cars tomorrow?

June 15, 2002
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send some rain my way. I have been carying around my jar to catch rain for weeks now. I need rain.

June 15, 2002
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There's been a drought going on here in North Central FL for going on 5 years now - every day people here beg for rain, and the crops suffer. We have to have water rationing - odd-numbered houses get to water their lawns on tuesday and thursday, even numbers get to do it monday and wednesday - no one's allowed to water lawns during the day, and you can report people who violate the drought restrictions and they get fined!

The grass is (not) always greener.....

June 15, 2002
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Come on. I haven't kissed my mother since I was a child.

June 15, 2002
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silence you sound like a spoiled brat, people have their homes going up in smoke, the cows are droping dead hell we can't even go pick weeds because we don't have any because of no rain and you are worried about some damn wet flyers. Slience get a damn life.

God bless your mom!

June 15, 2002
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My mom deserves every bad thing that can and will happen to her.

And of course I'm a brat. Why else would I be here if I wasn't?

June 15, 2002
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As I've said before. I didn't eat my veggies when they told me about starving kids in ethiopia. Sure, shit happens all over the world. But, I live in my own little world where there is only one character on stage. Everybody else just has little cameos or walk-ons. Of course I'm self centered and half psychotic. You people and another message board about computer games are the only people I talk to on a regular basis.

June 15, 2002
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And since I have a new favorite song...

Don't let up till my ass is bleedin' baby. Don't let up until you are done.

June 15, 2002
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Silence.

What a beautiful song...sigh! Do you have the lyrics and the melody in midi format? Maybe we can have both (or a karaoke file) on this site for download. 🙂

June 15, 2002
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A mormon girl should not want to date a spoiled, selfish brat like you!! True colors eventually come out on this board. The whole country is in a drought and you don't care about that!!! Anyway, wet flier can be read.

Sorry if I sound mean!!

June 15, 2002
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Not at all. I've been saying since the getgo that she's too good for me. But you're wrong about showing my true colors. I was like this since I first got here. Ask Blondie. It all depends on my moods what I end up saying here. most of the time I'm bored and just like poking a little fun around. Right now I'm in my self-destructive/I hate everything mood.

I've got a good quote for you. I have a text file filled with random quotes I find on the internet. I hope I didn't snatch this quote from this site... if so I apologize to whomever I ripped off.

Internet forums bring out the worst of humanity: stupid irrational egomaniacs telling each other how much they hate everything. Getting bothered by it is like reading "FUCK YOU" on a bathroom wall and saying, "Fuck ME!? H-how DARE they!"

June 15, 2002
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The thing that makes god "God" (if that's what you want to call it...) is that God would gladly kiss your ass and not think twice about it. I mean seriously, if that's what it takes to make you happy, what "god" wouldn't plant a nice wet, warm, juicy one right where you're puckered up waiting for it. Honestly. What difference could it possible make to god? There are so many other requests sent up on a daily basis that are much harder to accomplish, like "Please let my baby live", or "Please let me figure out a way to buy some groceries this week", or "Please help me get out of this abusive relationship." Hell, God probably appreciates a simple request like "Kiss my ass" once in a while. Just don't ask for good oral sex, because if God is a man, like everyone says, he's probably not very good at it... (hee-hee!)

June 15, 2002
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LOL

June 15, 2002
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well Blondie in my opinion I think you have just given the little PIMA permission to see how many buttons he can push here in this site. The next thread he starts when he is in his mood will more than likley top the disrespect to God thread. Nothing here unique about silence are his mood swings we all can be just as immature if we chose to. Silence if you told me to kiss your ass, I would just laugh, if Molly told me to kiss her ass I would be hurt and if Blondie to me to kiss her ass I would get excited. I'm sure God is just like what ever!!!

June 16, 2002
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Actually it's the other way around. God screws me over first, so I curse God out. Who knows who started it? All I know is that I refuse to let God have the last word. Anyone want to start a betting pool on who is going to win?

Truth be told I don't hold up a conscious vision of God. I don't think God can comprehend things like people or thoughts much the same way as we are not supposed to be able to comprehend God. But, I need someone to blame random shittiness on when it's not my fault. So I have another invisible mischief-maker out there causing me problems whose name also happens to be God. Does that make sense? I hope not.

And the thing you have to understand here is that I'm not being hard on myself. I really am a bastard. It's just that I like to tell the truth as well. Call it my one flaw... or saving grace. Whatever.

And because you asked for it, I went digging.

http://www.kornweb.com/lyrics/.....pright.php

But I know for a fact that some of those lyrics are wrong. Those people must have wax in their ears.

June 16, 2002
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But I need someone to blame the pointless things on... how else do you expect me to live my life?

Never heard of the vault, but I've heard that line before. I'd rather stay bent than watch someone attempt to straighten me out again.

June 16, 2002
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Had an unexpected day today. Rain was on and off until 2 PM. So couldn't get out and do my thing in the morning.

Instead I got a call from my friend (the one with the bitch girlfriend.) He's out of work now. I'm not quite sure if he was laid off or if he quit, but apparently it was a long time coming. He wants to start up that web page business that he's been tinkering with for a while and wants me to help him.

Again it was nice to catch up a little bit with my old friend... I didn't tell him about the girl we met at the theater yet though. And this time his girlfriend gave me the slip again. She was nowhere to be seen by the time we got to his place. i think she's just plain ignoring me now. Just as well... I didn't feel like watching her ream out my friend in front of me again while constantly giving me dirty looks.

June 17, 2002
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Really tired and didn't want to read the whole darn thing, but "God can kiss my ass"? What kind of shit is that?????? Watch what you say now! I'm sure he's already kissed it, he'll probably kiss it again and again and again and turn you into a really religious woman who will one day really regret saying that! I believe, pray a whole bunch, love everyone and I'm a good person even though I'm not always at church, but I'd never say THAT! GEEEEE WHIZ! A little too harsh for my taste....

June 17, 2002
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poor baby!!! more homes up in smoke yeterday.

June 17, 2002
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I agree wholeheartedly with Blondie. Why do you need to have someone to blame for your trouble? God doesn't care. I've always thought I was too insignificant to register on God's radar, so why would God be out to get me? Now that, MAN, is some friggin' ego for ya. EUUUUUUGH.

Ya wanna stay bent? Man, you are going to be one old, crochety bastard. I've always had a crush on one of my friends, but he has a nasty attitude about life so I never jumped his bones (and I like jumping bones just for the funof it). Too bad for him. I like to get together with people who don't complain constantly.

When life gives Silence lemons, he squirts the juice in his eyes. BWAAAAA ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

June 17, 2002
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Good quote. I'll have to copy that one.

June 17, 2002
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silence come on over to Colorado and New Mexico and cry about your flyers and too much rain. I really would love to see God save your ass, never know maybe you could even do some volunteer work and help out other's that aren't so blessed as you. Sure would be a great start to looking at things different.

June 17, 2002
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Derp. OK. I'll just do that. Gee, what was I thinking? All this suffering in the world and I've been so selfish with my own thoughts. Wow. You've turned my outlook on life around. I feel like I can finally get on with my new enlightened life.

June 17, 2002
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See THAT's how flame wars get started. No need to get snippy silence. Everyone is entitle to their opinion, including you.

June 18, 2002
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You know what really sucks? Sometimes, there's just no one to blame. Shit happens, and it's no one's fault. It just is. It just is. So then what? Silence, perhaps God is glad to help you out by being your scapegoat. Maybe God figures "Hey, at least this guy is thinking on a spiritual level" even if it's not the level others might think you should be focused on. Just do your thing, man. In the big picture, one piece of the puzzle has no more value than the others--until you find out your missing one...

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