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Funny and a good snack for the resentment beast within!
September 8, 2005
1:22 pm
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A letter was left on the dining room table.

My Dear Wife:

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 year old body can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed - I shall be back home before midnight.

When he came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math,you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.

September 8, 2005
1:25 pm
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I have seen this before, and it is so funny! thanks for sharing.

September 8, 2005
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That's great! Thanks for sharing LOL! I needed a good chuckle 🙂

September 8, 2005
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I needed something to make me smile. this sure did. thanks!

September 8, 2005
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Flowerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAIRRRR!

WHAT A SMART & EXCELLENT WIFE!!!!

September 8, 2005
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That was too funny! Thanks for that...

September 9, 2005
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Put a smile on my face.
thanks

September 9, 2005
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....sometimes resentment is good!!! and this is good!!!

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