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For the Ladies
February 21, 2004
12:46 pm
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Zinnie
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My friend sent this to me in e-mail, I thought many here would enjoy it.

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who's loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks

I pray that he is gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen

February 22, 2004
4:33 pm
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chloeysmomma
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thats great i love it its funny

February 22, 2004
6:13 pm
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Anonymous
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amen...

February 24, 2004
8:39 pm
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Thanks, Z. Like that.

February 24, 2004
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Juanita
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ha ha ha!!! love it!

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