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ex monster got run over by a reindeer
December 20, 2004
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please oh please oh please.......

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December 20, 2004
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That's the idea Lissett! I started singing this song today making up my own lyrics and started laughing, too.

Maybe a little dark humor can ease some anger, yes?

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December 20, 2004
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OMG that is the best thank you so much.

December 20, 2004
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I often use humor to get through tough times. Look what the kids and I wrote the other day:

Sing to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas:

On the 19th day of December this happened in Croydon

Mark was in a car crash

Punctured and collapsed lung

Chest tube was put in

Pelvis broken in two places

Lots of horrible bruising

He's in ICU

Doped up on Dilaudid

Jill got lost on the way to the hospital

Mark's car is totaled

Grade 3 spleen injury

2 broken ribs

And Caesar's got a concussion

December 21, 2004
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ex monster got run over by a reindeer

after the judge had said his final word

in disbelief the elves told all to santa,

who said this legal system is absurd

Now monster, he had filed another motion

said momma had done bad and evil things

had hired a nasty lawyer to represent him

supposedly a decent human being

the hearing, well now that got downright scary

momma bear, she nearly threw a fit

the lawyer well he's just like mr. monster

about her children, he could frankly give a shit

so.....

ex monster got run over by a reindeer

after the judge granted his final word

and Santa in his gracious loving mercy

set out to rid the world of that big turd!

thump thump!

You rock Santa!

Now go get all them attorneys.

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