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December 10, 2001
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I feel dead and empty inside. It seems no one or nothing matters to me or can change this for me. I've been seeing an old friend, but even he cannot touch my heart, he cannot reach the emptiness inside. Sometimes it seems being dead would be better than feeling like I'm already dead.

December 10, 2001
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i feel you. its a horrible bad place to be in. empty and almost dead.
let me guess .. u've been procastinatng about something. or ... what is it?

December 10, 2001
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Blondie, you make me smile... (((((((((( Blondie ))))))))))

December 10, 2001
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Oh you guys. That is what TV is for. Renting vidoes, or watching reruns. Why play dead, when you can just veg?
Paint your toes each a different color, spike your hair with gel, order pizza and invite the delivery person in. Common, your almost done with the worst part. Heck pretend your Martha Stewart and start a project, but don't hurt your self,

December 11, 2001
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I don't know about you guys, but what I rebel against the most in life is someone telling me that - NOW I'm supposed to be happy because it's Christmas, or it's my Birthday or it's this or it's that! When all along I've seen way too much hypocrisy about all that crap - so why would I respond positively when those buttons get pushed? And I think it's that way with alot of us. We have to sit back in times that appear dark to us or void, when our feelings aren't there and go - are we being prompted to perform here? If so - rebel against it and say - Okay, do I choose to be happy right now or not? And if I do - what about this - makes me feel that way and let those things - be "yours" and not anyone elses. For crying outloud - you might like to have Christmas in July!!! So, do it! You might like to have an "un birthday" six months away from your real birthday! Do whatever makes you feel comfortable and good. Celebrate life, you know?

We get so caught up in people pushing our buttons, whether it's the media, what we read, what we see out of other people, etc. But, we have to stay in step with our own music, our own thoughts, our own desires, our own drum.....

So, when you start feeling strange during the holidays, just do a "check" on yourself and whatever it is you feel like you're being prompted to do - give yourself permission to do the complete opposite or to not respond at all. Going numb usually means you're protesting something, too.

We're all grown-ups now.....we don't have to smile for the cameras and wear the stupid pink dress (especially if you're a boy!) and we don't have to say yes m'aam and no sir. We can opt out, and go our own way. Not being rude or nasty, but being uniquely "ourselves". (smile) So, stop stuffing and start feeling - what's YOU.

December 12, 2001
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Tim Burton is my idol so like I said on some other thread--set Frosty FREE--AND PASS THOSE KITTY LITTER LUMPS--YUM!!!
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December 12, 2001
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Blondie and the giant frosty That sounds like a good movie title I want to be the lady bug in it.

December 12, 2001
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Don't forget about all of the good things in life...i got this e-mail that made me realize how precious it is, just because of the simple things... -Laughing so hard your face hurts. -A hot shower. -A special glance. -Getting mail. -Taking a drive on a pretty road. -Hearing your favorite song on the radio. -Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. -Hot towels out of the dryer.
-Chocolate milkshake. (or vanilla!) -A bubble bath. -Giggling. -A good conversation. -A quiet day at the beach. -Finding a $20 bill in your coat from last winter. -Laughing at yourself. -Running through sprinklers. -Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
-Waking up and realizing you still
have a few hours left to sleep. -Making new friends or spending time with old ones.

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December 13, 2001
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Berry, But I was actualy refering to the movie James and The Jiant Peach.

December 13, 2001
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ok, bah humbug Ladeska, no kitty litter for you. Don't let her steel your idea Blondie, you know she will make a fortune off it, and we know you did it first. Wonder if you could use the turds as well some how, surely Martha hmmmmmmm ahhhh cover them with the melted wax!!!!! Then you could even wrap them in cute tissue paper, and wahla instant gifts for the hard to please, hell didn't some one all ready do it with Cow pies?

December 13, 2001
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Make the cookies look like kitty turds--OK?
I once tuned into this strange cooking show by accident( remote abuse) and this lady was talking about a Kitty Litter Cake(her recipe).

First, you bake the cake(2 boxes of yellow cake mix dyed with food coloring to a clay color beige--yuck!) in a large greased metal cake pan. You buy a new kitty litter pan and kitty litter scoop(metal) The litter pan should be the same size as the cake pan and when the cake is cooled you transfer it to the kitty litter pan and cover it with a streusel topping(cinnamon and sugar) and then you garnish it with tootsie rolls which look like you-know what.

You use the litter scoop as a serving spoon and ta-da--center piece and dessert all in one. So, that's another dish that could be served at Molly's Christmas blow out as well as at a tribal counsel dinner.
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December 13, 2001
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eeeeewwwwww!

December 13, 2001
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no, think that is meowooooooooooooooo

ugh, don't expect the dish back, har har har

December 13, 2001
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OMG! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell kind of cooking show was that? Things to do while you are locked away in the loony bin?

December 13, 2001
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How to repulse absolutely everyone? I thing I might use that for a christmas gift. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAhA

December 13, 2001
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Hey! It's a good way to save money next year.... they certainly won't be expecting another gift... heh!

December 13, 2001
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Think I'll bring that to my next company get-together...

December 13, 2001
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OOOH, and then you can add food coloring to warm, unsweetened kool-aid(add all the colors to lemonade flavor--makes a nice black/charcoal gray) and you can serve that as the beverage and you will DEFINITELY be up for promotion in 2002.
Warning: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR WITH FRIENDS--IT CAN DEFINITELY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HOME/SOCIAL LIFE.
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December 13, 2001
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Christmas Cheer, served here...
You ladies are good for whatever ails .

My job is currently working out the details to laying off 30% of the workforce right now, but I DON"T CARE, I wish they would hurry up ,so I can start actively looking for another one, after I enjoy the days off on UNEMPLOYMENT and severance . Molly, you know where I am going here.. money, PLUS time-off, means lots of new nail polish and manicures.

NEXT
I'm going to divorce my husband(for New Year's I'll be toasting alone!) and leave a man that makes 6 times more money than I do, and a 4,400 square foot home. _BUT I DON'T CARE, When I finish school I'll make my own big salary (I coached him every step of the way to make it, right down to writing his presentations) and I will buy my own house. Even though I won't buy anything near that large . It was kid dream ,that I realized when I was a grown woman (Ladeska will understand) about the little poor girl that came out and made that dumb decision. Even though the grown woman knew that there wasn't enough love to fill up that house.

And now the college tells me the last two classes I need to graduate are not going to be offered until MAY, sometimes I think the stars just line up against me getting my degree.
BUT I DON'T CARE- Because this is the dream I had as a
17-year old unwed mother, (daughter is now 24 and has a college degree), I have waited over 24 years ,what is 4 more months!!!!! Nothing can stop me.

And that's how you see life , when you get your strength back!!! Keep up the journey,,, Blondie,, I think Kitty Litter can be used in those petrified fruitcakes as well,who would notice.
My cousin, who I think of as the most devout woman, has the cutest little wreath beside her refrigerator, but when you read it , it says "FUCK Martha Stewart." My thoughts exactly.... Maybe if someone would she would have less time for those stupid crafts.

December 14, 2001
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Can I fuck her with my strap on? Oh wait no! I dont even like her. I just want to hear her squeek like a mouse.
Maybe mess up her hair a little. Make a nice little birds nest out of it. Finger piant on her nice smooth freshly peeled stomach with her perfect little lipstick. I'll write something like "I fucked Bill Clinton" but she cant have the satisfaction of him cumming on her clothes, he does it on her face and in her eyes. Then I'll put my thigh high spiked heeled boots in her face and make her suck on the spike and tell me "I have been a bad girl please punish me" and she will beg for a bit then we will drug her and dump her in the street. Where the new robin can make a home in her hair. And you thought having a kitty sleeping on your head was bad wait till she feels the wrath of gypsy!!!

OK OK that is a terrible fantasy to have but you never know she might like it and come back for more?

December 14, 2001
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OH, we can't forget the pretty red bow on her ass to make it a "good thing"

December 14, 2001
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WAY too much coffee for you ,my girl--switch to decaf and post later.
I will do my best to post later about the possible real issue here but for now please accept this humble joke:

The Truth about Santa's Reindeer
>
> According to the Alaska Department of Fish and
Game,
while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in
the
summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers
at the
beginning of winter, usually late November to
mid December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after
they give birth in
the spring. Therefore, according to every
historical rendition
depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of
them, from
Rudolph to Blitzen- had to be a girl.
>
We should've known. Only women would be able to
drag a
fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the
world in one
night and not get lost.

Put THAT up Martha's butt and light it.
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December 18, 2001
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OHH, here is that post about M.S. I thought it had been deleted. So I can still play like this???

I love the titles

December 19, 2001
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NOW , who would DARE delete a thread which contains a wealth of information on what to give "The Woman Who Has Everything " and who doesn't have a CLUE what to do with any of it.

DON'T YOU JUST WANT TO BE MARTHA??----

AND DONNA REED??--

AND JUNE CLEAVER??("OH WARD, WHERE'S THE BEAVER??")

I surely do--I feel so unfulfilled:).
Later,

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only here can we go from terrible emptiness ...to , well....
where are we?

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