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***BEST BREAK UP LETTER EVER***
October 29, 2006
12:35 am
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Jenni
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A marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

"Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either one of us. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you."

The Marine with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, ect. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of all the other pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope, along with this note:

"Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky"

October 29, 2006
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wow thats depressing. Poor guy

October 29, 2006
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My brother-in-law got a similar dear john thing from his wife while in Iraq. Only she demanded that he take out a loan so that she could get 1/2 equity of their house so she could buy a new house. But the jokes on her because he is 100% happier now that he is single. Sometimes, things that are extremely painful at the time turn out to be for the best in the long run.

October 29, 2006
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SHE should have sent the letter B4 she decided to cheat....he is so much better off without her......and
his "sending pictures back" was too funny!!

October 29, 2006
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LOL....thanks for that (((Jenni)))

October 29, 2006
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Love it, love it, love it.

October 31, 2006
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I'm sending this one to my Navy, Marine, Army, Cop, and Firefighter friends RIGHT NOW!

Good one!

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