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Bender & Fanny

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2:56 pm
April 13, 2012


onedaythiswillpass

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Bender this thread is for you.  I figured our phobias can only be considered humorous and fictional as we are characters in a comedic cartoon.  I am only a very minor character and obviously not the central focus in your world, but if you are reading this ever I would most certainly like to know how a character of your particular calibre feels about me, Fanny.  I mean what do I mean to you?  Define our relationship in words for once.

 

One Day, a.k.a. Bender's Fanny

5:55 am
May 13, 2012


onedaythiswillpass

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Bender,

it has been exactly one month from my last post.  You obviously have moved on.  You obviously have nothing to say to Fanny or to me.  Well at least I know you are wishing your Mom a happy Mother's Day today as I did for mine.  I tried my best to explain my feelings to you & to others & I had made it abundantly clear to you how I felt many times.  You must have been listening but what I said did not mean enough for you.  I had thought that at least through Fanny you could make a gesture to try and understand what it is that you felt, but perhaps your feelings were not at all involved.  Afterall, do robots really have feelings anyways?  I hope you have new & interesting programs to ponder.

They tried to re-boot me again and change me, but the program has too many glitches and I remain unable to change.  I guess my parts were severely contaminated and cannot be fixed. 

 

One Day, a.k.a. Fanny

3:53 am
May 17, 2012


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The boards show that this post has been viewed at least 30 times.  I have read it back to myself two or three times.  I wonder who is reading it?

 

One Day

10:02 am
June 12, 2012


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Bender never loved Fanny.  She was just his distraction for a while.  Just like all the other female robots.  I think Bender and his WIFE should be quite happy now and that Bender might be done with needing distractions.  Maybe.  Or maybe Fanny was just not interesting to Bender anymore.

2:56 am
June 16, 2012


onedaythiswillpass

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Too bad Bender cannot comprehend how much he hurt Fanny and how deeply she adored him. Too bad he cant see that without him in her life there is no meaning and joy. Too bad.

2:59 am
June 19, 2012


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Since Bender could never understand the depth of Fanny's love for him, Fanny is happy to say goodbye and good luck to Bender. This is the last post for all you interested readers. It really was a very humorous and fictitious phobia between two robots.

3:31 am
June 30, 2012


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The E & S group of robotic design specialists is trying to let Bender and Fanny spend some quiet time together while they dismantle their parts entirely and melt them into new products. E & S has issued a statement to the press that its due process and inevitable that they rebuild a new more functional male & female version and expect the end products to be available for public display by late August 2012.

Bender and Fanny wish to offer their sincere regrets for their lack of success during the last eight years of attempting to transform and finalize their apparent dysfunctional and toxic union.

Regards from RDG (Robotic design group)

We hope to inspire more functional and creative units by the fall!

E & S

12:51 pm
July 8, 2012


onedaythiswillpass

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The E&S group decided by way of vote, to disassemble the Fanny & Bender units. It was not easy. We had to force Fanny out the door when Bender was in the shower. The company hopes that nothing as toxic within the robotic field ever happens again.

For those of you that have spent many years enjoying the nuances of the two Bending units, we wish to offer our condolences.

As noted previously, we are certain that the specific quality parts of both Fanny and Bender will not be destroyed and you will see in the near future that E&S will be able to manufacture better and stronger units that will never have the self destructive troubles that both Fanny & Bender had to endure.

Regards.

12:41 pm
July 29, 2012


onedaythiswillpass

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Dear loyal followers:

While "S" is working diligently to refrain from allowing the ever powerful team of Fanny & Bender from speaking or even nearing one another, "E" is still being a bitch and a baby and trying hard to get them back together. "E" is trying to push for a reconciliation on some level out of sheer greed. E&S had met in the boardroom recently and it was made clear as possible by "S" that reuniting Fanny with the Bending unit was just not probable. It is now common knowledge that Bender slept with Bella who happened to be Fanny's daughter, not to mention that Bender also fornicated with the vending machine producing his son Ben. Fanny wants little to do with Bender and his disrespecting attitude.

S, as She remains steadfast and loyal to her audience that support a level of moral conduct in the robotic world.

5:43 am
August 20, 2012


onedaythiswillpass

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E finally found a newer younger model of Fanny. S is thankful to the stars above!

5:36 am
August 22, 2012


onedaythiswillpass

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That does not mean that S does not miss E exponentially. That does not mean that S is willing to try again or start over. That does not mean that S prays that time will make E re evaluate the entire situation and come to some new realizations, but S knows that likely E will not. S left because S could no longer cope with the terms & conditions of staying with E. Not because she no longer feels that E&S belong together regardless of their obstacles.

10:15 am
December 18, 2012


onedaythiswillpass

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Guess what? S found out recently that not only does she not belong with E, but that she belongs with no one.

 

BYE

4:51 pm
March 8, 2013


onedaythiswillpass

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Here I am again.  If one day you should read this you might just get that I did not deserve to be treated harshly.  I gave & I gave & I gave.  I gave all that I could.  When you give with your heart without conditions, it's true you don't expect to get anything in return, and I don't.  I'm not going to change and if you still get off on seeing me hurt, then go ahead and continue hurting me.  It doesn't matter to me anymore because I like who I am & you will never be able to turn me into something ugly.  I will continue to try and love & I will continue to try to take care of myself even if no one thinks I deserve it.  I deserve it.  I care about myself & it's true I wear my heart on my sleeve and & I truly care for others even when they are just taking advantage of me.  The nasty is that it makes you so ugly & you feel like you've done something grand by making me cry which is only a reflection of just how sick you are, not me.

I will still stand up & wipe my tears and I will still fight to be real and true.  I will keep being myself each and every day.  You can try to kill me with your mind games, but I will still be alive.  When you made the decision to take advantage of me & others you died.  Shame on you.

I know that I am protected by forces that are much much greater than you will ever understand.  I am not the least bit worried about how horribly you continue to mistreat me.

You are empty and shallow and hollow.  I am strong and full of love and truth.  I will not change.  Try as hard as you wish.

And even if One Day this does not pass, it will not matter because I did not shut down, I did give up and I never ever will.

 

One day

4:01 pm
April 24, 2013


onedaythiswillpass

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Everyday everyone continues to try to quash that which makes me, me.  Go ahead, I dare you to try harder & harder to shut me down.  Take away every single thing & person that brings me joy but I will still stand tall.  By the way, I am not tall, but I have rather large feet for a short person so I am not going away without a fight.  You can fire me, you can make me feel unwanted, you can badger me and acuse me and persecute me each and everyday for the remainder of my life.  You can try to lock me away, radiate my brain, medicate my body, ignore my real pain.  You can hate me for being so out of the box, so raw, so loud, so unruly.  If it makes your day better to hear me cry, I can send you a recording so that you can play it everyday and smile.  You can even decide anytime you like to aim right for my forehead & if I should be prounounced dead, I will still live on.  The essence of what makes me lives on through a much greater force than any of you will ever pretend to have.  It is a spirit that does not use your tally sheet to control.  It is an energy that is protected for forever & ever & ever and a day.  You can try to destroy it each and everyday, but no matter how hard you try it will rebirth, it will illuminate over and over and over again.

Surprised 

3:05 am
May 4, 2013


onedaythiswillpass

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To: loyal fans:

 

Fanny's new parts have arrived!  It took time & finishing touches will take another year, but boy what a Fanny you are going to see!

Bender's parts are not yet ready for robotic detailing.  He remains stuck waiting.  His new robotic parts are very high level & as such the technicians need to take more time to ready him for optimal performance.

The E & S Group hope everyone can be patient with the technicians.  There is much work left undone.  Please understand that this is such a new dimension of robotic advancement & we are truly pioneers of such quality engineering, that we will not give up, but that we need the Bender unit's balance to be in sync with Fanny's if we can even try to perceive of their reunioun with their fans.

 

Trying our best,

 

From the E & S RDG (Robotic Design Group).

5:28 pm
June 1, 2013


onedaythiswillpass

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Loyal followers:

The RDG has officially announced earlier today that both the new models of Fanny & Bender are being stored in the New Underground Storage Facility.  They are almost one hour in distance under the ground apart from each other.  The  RDG wishes to remain silent as to their precise locations due to the privacy issues surrounding their past history together.

Their design group specialists will not release them to the public & while they are restructuring their internal processing data, they have not had a chance to make an analytical decision concerning the unity of such a pair for the future.

 

The design technicians have surmised that Fanny & Bender will find their own route enabling them time alone should they decide together that they wish to have any communication together & anything that happens from outside the Underground Facility will not be monitored by the RDG.

Quite as mountains never meet, so to will the Fanny Fan Robot & the Bender Bending Robot likely never find a way to get together unless it is by way of a real chance encounter. 

As such no one can further comment on these two unique designs.

With deep respect for both of them, we wish them peace. 

 

P.S. should you cross paths with either one of these special robots, please do not harass them & give them the courtesy that they deserve.  They afterall were great & fought hard for all that they have received.

 

Regards,

 

The Robot Design Group of E & S.


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